Human Kebab

When two men are intimate with another person (female or male) and one goes from behind and the other goes from the mouth (oral and anal at the same time).
“Damn, you see the way Antonio is walking? He totally just got human kebabed by Jayden and Andrew.”
by Big Bunger July 26, 2023
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human bad

A phrase mocking people that claim humans are inherently evil with no actual argument or evidence, stated in reply to the claim in bad syntax to make the OP seem dumb. the person being mocked is usually an edgelord seeking validation through self-loathing and is basing their view of humanity on social media, ignoring how diverse humans are in real life. sometimes this is also done to boost their personal agenda and get angry that others' opinions don't perfectly align with it. The claims by the OP can often be found in comment sections of youtube videos discussing the Fermi paradox or about odd human behaviors.
comment: Aliens will never visit us because we're all stupid.
reply: "Remember kids, human bad!" please touch some grass and stop clogging up the discussion.
by dirtwashere March 20, 2023
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human fountain

When you puke a shit ton and look like a fountain
bro, he stuck his fingers in his mouth and did the human fountain
by Alofi February 26, 2022
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human fountain

Someone who violently diarrhoeas and vomits at the same time, generally to the amusement and/or disgust of a nearby audience.
John had eaten bad food the night before the party so he had diarrhoea to start with. Then he drank too much at the party and started throwing up while taking a shit in the garden.

There was liquid shit and vomit everywhere and between his bursts of regurgitation, he kept yelling at everyone to help him, but everyone was too incapacitated by laughter to do anything for a good half hour.

And that, children, is the story of how John became known as the Human Fountain.
by TheInternetIsNotAlwaysReliable December 09, 2013
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human rug

a person who is way too kind and forgiving to anyone around them, usually saying sorry every few minutes and letting people step all over them (aka insult them and agreeing)
"you're such a human rug"
"sorry"
"DON'T SAY SORRY!"
"SORRY!!"
by Uselezz April 12, 2022
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Humans.

Humans ranging from condescending to idiotic or ruthless.
Humans who will make you say "I hate it here''
I typed "I hate it here" in my computer's search bar, because of fucking foolish humans.
by HumansBeingETW April 26, 2022
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modified human

Modified human is a euphemism for someone high on drugs, usually psychedelics. The term is popular among the burning man community.
There's a lot of modified humans out tonight.
by cyan May 09, 2022
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