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Theatre kid

Theatre kids are definitely wrongfully stereotyped. Everyone thinks that these kids are absolute dorks and geeks, who get horny all the time and have the worst sex lives (some are lucky to have INCREDIBLE sex lives, though), but to every single person out there who has ever thought that... YOU'RE WRONG.

Theatre kids are the absolute BEST types of people you will ever meet, depending on where you go for school. You should be warned that theatre is MOST DEFINITELY a CULT. The frontrunners of this cult are known as "theatre geeks", who are destined to a life in either musical theatre/Broadway, or the movie industry. However, these kids are mostly accepting, kind, and good-hearted, as much as they are loud, outgoing, and sometimes crazy (but in a good way). Again, this mostly depends on the kids involved with theatre at your school. Sometimes, theatre kids are also known as musical theatre kids, but that all depends on whether or not they like to sing. Theatre kids don't have to be actors, as they can also be "techies", which are the stage crew people. Nonetheless, NEVER JUDGE ANY OF THEM. 9 times out of 10, they're really awesome kids and you should get to know them better. :)

How do I know? Because I AM a theatre kid myself.
Person 1: Hey, you see those theatre dorks over there?
Person 2: Shut up, everyone knows that they're not dorks. They're theatre KIDS.
by wholikespizza March 29, 2022
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Squid Kid

The kid on the front of the grade 7 Texas Science book as he has no bones and is a kid so must be a squid kid.
That kid has no bones so he must be a squid kid.
by Looptit917 February 7, 2019
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spoiled kid

being born an angel but then being given anything they want by their rich parents so they turn into little pieces of shit that annoy everybody
spoiled kid: mom i want vbucks
mom: no honey thats wasting money
spoiled kid: i hate you mom
mom: ok then son whatever you say
by thatkidonline December 9, 2019
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kid cave

Synonym for vagina, ass, or mouth when referring to areas of the female anatomy where men release their sperm. Mainly used for when referring to the pussy.
I can't wait to fill your kid cave with baby gravy!
by Teddygrams254 February 21, 2015
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kid duty

A bullet-proof excuse for leaving work before the end of your scheduled shift, generally indicating that it is 2:00 o'clock in the afternoon and you would like to go have a drink.
"Sorry, Boss, I have to leave early today, I've got kid duty."
by Batchmann August 16, 2013
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lase kid

A lase kid is in no way relative to a real hardcore.
A lase kid is a type of teen that has claimed a "hardcore scene" by the way they dress eg: late 80's hardcore-bandana, flannlette shirt(mexican gangster), or black attire with 'skinnyleg' pants and dyed hair and blacked nails(post hardcore), no lase kid wears the influencial style of hardcore acts such as 'black flag or minor threat'(which is of course- plain wear...t-shirts and jeans).
Lase kids claim they found this scene for themselves after realising it was 'different'(which is not true as nearly every young kid does it these days)
Lase kids initially listened to top chart hits or had no opinion in music eg: never listened to it.
Many lase kids have been born from the new cult site "myspace" as they can get away with being hardcore to complete strangers who are none the wiser of there true identity.
-That 14 year old kid dressed in all black acting all hardcore is such a lase kid!
by greget November 16, 2006
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dumpy kid

a complete and total asshole with no life and thinks he is cool because of what his parents say; destined to become a molesting priest
Dude, dumpy kid just got a negative ten on that spelling test where the hardest word was dog.
by John Jacop Jingle Hymer Smit December 13, 2007
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