Zeeban Gloopan is a human made organisum that was made in ww2 by Nazi scientists. It was injectected into a number of Nazi soldiers to enhance muscle growth, rapid healing of wounds and recovery of illness, it also trippled the size of there schlong. It became part of there dna and passed on to there childern so there are a number of people even today carrying Zeeban Gloopan, it has since been extracted and sold on the streets, there is a high rish that within 100yrs 90% of the world population will be Zeeban Gloopansteiners.
by Heinrick Schutz July 28, 2014
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Friend: Wait so when I restart the three days I loose all my arrows, money ,bombs, and fairies , but I don't lose my bow , bomb bag ,or bottles? How does that work?
Me: Zelda Logic
Me: Zelda Logic
by HiroTS February 14, 2015
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They are clever and open for adventures... They seem to be naughty. (Actually they are but they only show it really in a relationship...)
They are gamer or sporty ok as long as it makes fun and many people are involved in which she can show "I can do this one too" she'll do it
You'd regret letting her go but since she's trying to stay stong she won't show she's hurt.
They are strong but somehow broken, you wanna fix her.
But Zelal's can be funny too they'd talk trashtalk or make jokes for hours and you won't be borred. It's just wow
They are clever and open for adventures... They seem to be naughty. (Actually they are but they only show it really in a relationship...)
They are gamer or sporty ok as long as it makes fun and many people are involved in which she can show "I can do this one too" she'll do it
You'd regret letting her go but since she's trying to stay stong she won't show she's hurt.
They are strong but somehow broken, you wanna fix her.
But Zelal's can be funny too they'd talk trashtalk or make jokes for hours and you won't be borred. It's just wow
"Do you see that mysterious girl over there?"
"I know her, Zelal is her name, although she seems perfect, there is sth wrong with her"
"Oh ok"
"I know her, Zelal is her name, although she seems perfect, there is sth wrong with her"
"Oh ok"
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It is derived from the word 'zël' an old German measurement system, that used the size of the thumb as a basis.
It is derived from the word 'zël' an old German measurement system, that used the size of the thumb as a basis.
by Iminyourshed February 20, 2017
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Zelea is great
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