That novice is a zipperheadtute.
by Tenterhook Heart May 12, 2006
Get the zipperheadtute mug.Abrasions, usually located about the face, resulting from contact with the zipper of another's pants. Often caused by one's inpatience to give one's partner a "hummer."
Q: Hey, how did Lauren get those scratches on her face?
A: She says they're from her friend's cat, but I think they're zipper marks! Have you seen her new boyfriend? He's hot!
A: She says they're from her friend's cat, but I think they're zipper marks! Have you seen her new boyfriend? He's hot!
by PM December 4, 2003
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Forgetting to zip back up after going to the bathroom in a public place. Often accompanied by a "zipper coma", where you almost NEVER remember to attend to that little matter.
Of all the times to do this, Fred had a zipper slip just before walking up the aisle at his own wedding.
by backinbowl January 15, 2010
Get the zipper slip mug.When you accidentally zip up part of your dick in your pants zipper resulting in extreme pain and humiliation.
Dude : "How did you injury your dick?"
Ryan : "I was zipperdicking in the bathroom before I left for work"
Ryan : "I was zipperdicking in the bathroom before I left for work"
by xopj December 6, 2011
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Get the zipper kiss mug.Are fast fingers that strike suddenly and without warning. Typically this happens while being distracted. (Normally these elves strike during the act of making out.)
Jim Bob and Sally Jo were making out in the parking lot, after their date. While Sally Jo was distracting Jim Bob, the zipper elves struck, and to Jim Bob's surprise he could feel a cool breeze down under. Jim Bob didn't seem to mind :-)
by BoraBora83 November 4, 2013
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by Disneygal1021 January 7, 2017
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