Zach

A Zach is someone who loves sex but his pull out game isn’t very strong don’t be a Zach

Zach did you cum inside me?

by Big peene March 4, 2019

Zach

An intelligent, independent, very funny person, often found reading or playing Video games. Talks most around friends and can flirt well, being the person he is he is not very athletic but still seems to stay in shape lol. He doesn’t know much about girls and hasn’t had many, but when he does have one he is loyal and sticks with her forever :)

Him- Have you met that kid Zach?

Her- Ya he’s awesome!!!

by TUTLESSsSs June 13, 2018

Zach

A cocky boy who has no reason to be cocky, who believes every girl wants him when in reality no one wants him.

"Wow does that boy actually think he has a chance with me?"
"he must be a total zach to actually think that"

by moerad December 29, 2009

Zach

An egotistical faggot high school junior who lies to girls, fails at preforming sexual acts, and refuses to date freshmen. Comes off as a big flirt, and only wants in girls' pants. He puffs his chest out when he walks to masturbate his ego even more, and wears the same hideous shorts every day. Often play unmanly sports like lacrosse instead of a more physical contact sport.

Although his taste for music is fantastic, do not let this or his looks lure you in. His personality portrays a whole different person once you get to know the real Zach.

Hi I'm Zach and I'm definitely better than anyone else is this building!

Hey I'm Zach. When I wear a sports jersey or any of my assorted Hollister shirts, I puff out my chest!

by stoptheloveitkillsme April 14, 2010

Zach

A piece of shit friend who will abandon you in a second, stares at girls like a dick, and hurts everyone around them.

Man Zach is looking at her ass again, what a Zach move

Stop looking at her, your pulling a Zach!

by WaffleMaster408 November 9, 2019

Zach

A Small white boy with rosey cheeks and a bubbly laugh. Picture a chipmunk, but take away the fur, and you have a Zach. Good served in butter with a side of home fries. Worth a good five dollars on the black market, except when served in nugget form.

Go into your back yard and shave a chipmunk and you will know what Zach looks like. No other example needed. chipmunk delicious cute

by TheVoice611 March 17, 2013

Zach

Boy who will never develop into a man because he refuses to respect and honour woman around him including Mikayla and Julia. Good looking, tops Brayden any day hands down.
And thomas will be forever prince charming.

Zach Murray

by juandmik December 15, 2010