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hey its me your scum bag dad

a dad that kills people and trys to keep his kid innocet
hey its me your scum bag dad lets play prank wars
by kermit the frog killer February 1, 2022
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your dick's in my dad's mouth

Friend: How did it go last night?
You: Your dick's in my dad's mouth, man.
by millihenry November 8, 2018
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Get your dick out of my Dad's mouth

Hey you, get your dick out of my Dad's mouth.
by Dom0126Dom March 21, 2017
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Your mom is my dad

your mom is my dad is a phrase used to confuzzle someone you are annoyed at.
Me: Your mom is my dad

Someone else: What the fuck

Me: Yeetus to the fetus.

Someone else: MMMM...OKay then.
by Maddgymstar May 28, 2019
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ain't your daddy's

1. Used to contrast something of the present with something of the past that it superficially resemmbles.

2. Used to contrast the current incarnation of something from its past or 'classical' form.

cf. the mother of all battles
Ain't your daddy's Vietnam

Ain't your daddy's Rock'n'Roll
by Marcel van Kraat September 11, 2006
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who's your daddy?

Something to tell a hooker in the throes of passion while slapping her ass, or your missus which would either result in increasingly intense fornication or your status changing to single.

#The more the daddy issues, the more useful the phrase.
'Who's your daddy?' said Dr. Long as he slapped Nursie on the buttocks.
'You are' says Nursie (being a pornstar with issues and all)

'Who's your daddy?' says Fred.
'He died last month asshole' Sarah says as she slams the door on her way out.
by 4733D0M2 January 9, 2012
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Hilarious quote by Arnold Schwarzenegger in Kindergarten Cop. Used excessively in Arnold prank calls which can be quite hilarious. The term who is your daddy which derrives from this usually is an expression of personal superiority to someone else or to emphasize a victory.
Johnny just beat Tom in a videogame.

Johnny: "Who is your Daddy?"

Jim is screwing Sharon and making her scream quite loudly in orgasmic ecstacy

Jim: "Who's your daddy bitch? Who is your daddy??"

Sharon: "You!"
by Perverted Senin August 25, 2003
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