Dope yoga 

When someone is on dope and takes a little nap while in a strange position.

Mike was on the floor, in the middle of the kitchen doing dope yoga last n8ght.

Dope yoga by Catiebugg July 24, 2023

National bop your eldest on the head with a yoga mat day 

Jan 20 is when you can bop your eldest child on the head with a yoga mat, cause they deserve it.

Hey today is Jan 20, you know what that means? It’s national bop your eldest on the head with a yoga mat day!

National bop your eldest on the head with a yoga mat day by Y0UR_L0C4L_G4M3R November 14, 2020

Guerilla Yoga 

To participate in yoga outside a studio, home or private place. To do yoga in public settings, ie. a park, mall, school, boardwalk, etc.

The group of yogis were doing guerilla yoga in the middle of the downtown core public park.

Guerilla Yoga by Nikaya May 25, 2008

Doing yoga with the lights off 

(verbal phrase) - having sex, particularly with a flexible partner.

Boss - So what'd you do last night?
Worker - I was hanging out with my girlfriend.
B - Were you doing yoga with the lights off?
W - I don't feel comfortable talking about that with you at work.
B - Why not?
W - Cause you're my boss.
B - C'mon. We're friends.
W - No we're not. We never hang out outside of work.
B - Fine, tell me if you were doing yoga with the lights off with your girlfriend last night or i'll fire you.
W - What!? You're seriously playing that card right now?
B - I'm seriously playing that card right now.
W - <ugh> Fine...yes, we did yoga with the lights off.
B - Nice...wanna draw it?

Doing yoga with the lights off by Noro Machine August 11, 2010

Hot yoga

The act of boiling pounds of Greek yogurt and pouring it on your first born child.

"Julie, your baby is soooo cute! I hope he survives hot yoga next Wednesday!"

Hot yoga by nottheownerofelka June 14, 2015

aerial yoga 

A super badass workout where you use a circus hammock to do yoga! It's made for goddesses and unicorns to bust out into the world In a super magical way.

If she does aerial yoga, then she is probably a badass.

aerial yoga by Margie Pargie June 23, 2017

levitating yoga 

The hardest yet most pleasurable sex positions. Basically, a common yoga move but made for sex.

levitating yoga is when a man slightly bends in as the women corrects herself and sticks the head of the penis into the outer sheath of the vagina. The woman's arms are locked behind the man's neck while one of the man's hand is under her back and the other squeezes her tits. For more fun, let the hard cock do all the holding of the woman and let go of all hands.

levitating yoga by BiggusDickusPussySlayer692169 February 5, 2020