rectum wrangler

a gay cowboy who shoves farm objects up ones ass

"That rectum wrangler over there just tried to shove something up my ass", said M.P.

by Foshizzle Be Makin' Money January 22, 2007

tuna wrangler

alpha male for a pack o batchelors who gathers potential "sheep" for his brother "wolves"

Kyle found 4 fuckable "sheep" for us tonight! Man whatta tuna wrangler!

by lisa sampson September 8, 2007

Fart Wrangler

Someone who is so controlling that they would probably try to throw a lasso around a fart.

Dude 1: "How is your relationship with Sheila working out?"

Dude 2: "I dunno, man, she's kind of a fart wrangler."

by TippyGoesLive! June 21, 2010

Wraggle Fraggle

1.) A mythical creature with six testicles, and is known to sound like a badger in heat when frustrated.

2.) A term to express anger.

3.) A sexual fetish, involving a man/woman, dressed in a penguin costume, to penetrate the nostril of the desiring man/woman, whilst balancing a jar of pickles upon his/her head.

1.) Crikey! Me mum told me about them creatures when I was a wee las! Double-crikey! Look at its junk!

2.) Are you serious? I stuck you with a plasma, yet you still blew me in half with a shot gun? Wraggle Fraggle!

3.) Hey mom, could I go to Jimmys-? Mom, what are you doing with Dad?

Mom: We're doin' the Wraggle Fraggle, honey! Whoo!

by Xplosivesmcgee July 5, 2009

wang-wrangler

slang for a gay cowboy.

Look at the beltbuckle on the tight jeans of that wang - wrangler!

by michael chapman April 23, 2003

lotion wrangler

a low level porn industry assistant

Jimmy, the lotion wrangler, took a break from wiping up cum to go get more Astro Lube.

by hiohsilver December 23, 2009

Midnight Wrangler

A man whom by all appearances is straight, but is secretly leading the life of an aggressive gay male. He preys on unsuspecting men at local gyms; convincing them to perform homosexual acts. The typical meeting times being the midnight hour. Also see "Midnight Bear" or "Bearded Wrangler".

LA fitness is a known territory of midnight wranglers!

by Soft Bear May 1, 2014