IT IS the desire of Jehovah's Witnesses that you become better acquainted with them. You may have met them as neighbors and fellow employees or in other daily affairs of life. You may have seen them on the street, offering their magazines to passersby. Or you may have spoken briefly with them at your door.
Actually, Jehovah's Witnesses are interested in you and your welfare. They want to be your friends and to tell you more about themselves, their beliefs, their organization, and how they feel about people and the world in which all of us live. To accomplish this, they have prepared this brochure for you.
Actually, Jehovah's Witnesses are interested in you and your welfare. They want to be your friends and to tell you more about themselves, their beliefs, their organization, and how they feel about people and the world in which all of us live. To accomplish this, they have prepared this brochure for you.
Person: Look the true religion is coming!
Jehovah's Witnesses: Would you like to learn God's ways!
Person: Yes! You guys are not false and awkward like the Mormons but you base all your beliefs on the bible and don't create things like other religions. I was a Mormon and they are weird!
Jehovah's Witnesses: Would you like to learn God's ways!
Person: Yes! You guys are not false and awkward like the Mormons but you base all your beliefs on the bible and don't create things like other religions. I was a Mormon and they are weird!
by amaziusdbddss June 23, 2010
Get the jehovah's witnesses mug.If you are in the same room with one you will definately know it! He'll be yelling and screaming, arguing with the Christian who simply wants to take a piss without being tapped on the shoulder and being told that he needs God!
Jehovahs Witness: "You need God!"
Christian: "I need to take a piss and the only things that'll help me with that is my penis and if you will SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
Christian: "I need to take a piss and the only things that'll help me with that is my penis and if you will SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
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A splinter movement of the Jehovah's Witnesses that considers excess of 'H's to be an abomination before the Lord. Jehovah's Witnesses believe their group to be founded on a spelling error, but Jehova's Witnesses know that is just the sort of blasphemy those H-lovers would resort to.
G: Hey, I have this friend, he's a Jehova's Witness.
M: Are you sure s/he isn't a Jehovah's Witness, and you just can't spell?
G: That's very narrow-minded of you. I'd have thought you of all people would show respect for other people's religions.
M: In that case I'm a Krystiyan.
G: Really? Could you explain for me what you believe?
M: Are you sure s/he isn't a Jehovah's Witness, and you just can't spell?
G: That's very narrow-minded of you. I'd have thought you of all people would show respect for other people's religions.
M: In that case I'm a Krystiyan.
G: Really? Could you explain for me what you believe?
by spooky cactus July 31, 2005
Get the Jehova's Witness mug.A person who believes that their only belief is the right belief, tries to inform other people and just ends up frustrating everyone.
Joe was sleeping in his bed at 6 am, then someone knocked at the door. Joe opened the door and to his frustration finds that it's another Jehovah's Witness.
by Jojishi123 December 27, 2011
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Did you see that Jehovahs Witness run and jump over that fence when my dog started chasing him
SEE: Jehovah's Witless for comparison (they don't make the fence)
SEE: Jehovah's Witless for comparison (they don't make the fence)
by CORNBIOFUEL January 15, 2009
Get the Jehovahs Witness mug.A Jehova's Witness that lives on the streets. Still as annoying as your regular Jehova Witness, but lacking hygiene and often addicted to crystal meth. Will ask you first to convert, then for your spare change.
by Matthew Miner October 29, 2007
Get the Jehobo Witness mug.A Christian denomination... have very very very diffrent beliefs then the other denominations have. They are their chruches which are usually called a Kingdom Hall. They tend to knock on doors to get you to join them. You can do either one of three things.
1) Don't answer the door, they'll leave after a minute or leave some of their propaganda litertuare, either that or keep pestering.
2) Answer the door naked or screwing your wife... they'll get freaked out and run away. Or flip the bird.. or aim a shotgun at them. Or sic your dog on them.
3) Let them in and listen to their FUCKING ENDLESS RANT OF DOOM!
1) Don't answer the door, they'll leave after a minute or leave some of their propaganda litertuare, either that or keep pestering.
2) Answer the door naked or screwing your wife... they'll get freaked out and run away. Or flip the bird.. or aim a shotgun at them. Or sic your dog on them.
3) Let them in and listen to their FUCKING ENDLESS RANT OF DOOM!
by AutisticPsycho November 14, 2004
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