by Dog Roberts January 22, 2009
Standard Cunts come in all shapes and sizes. Every one is a little bit different but they’re still just cunt
Then there are Right Cunts, bigger cunts than a standard cunt but still have moments of human kindness.
Next up is a Proper Cunt, generally they are cunts all day every day
The biggest cunt of all however is a Mega Cunt. Mega Cunts just cunt about all day long being cunts, recruiting cunts, and cunting off cunts.
Then there is the Wigs Wiggins. So much of a cunt that he is too cuntish to even use the word cunt in his name.
Earliest Known Use:
When the meteor struck decimating all
Living things and wiping out the dinosaurs. It was noted in Professor Popes journal the the meteor was often referred to as simply ‘Wigs’
Then there are Right Cunts, bigger cunts than a standard cunt but still have moments of human kindness.
Next up is a Proper Cunt, generally they are cunts all day every day
The biggest cunt of all however is a Mega Cunt. Mega Cunts just cunt about all day long being cunts, recruiting cunts, and cunting off cunts.
Then there is the Wigs Wiggins. So much of a cunt that he is too cuntish to even use the word cunt in his name.
Earliest Known Use:
When the meteor struck decimating all
Living things and wiping out the dinosaurs. It was noted in Professor Popes journal the the meteor was often referred to as simply ‘Wigs’
Drove my mate from Southampton to Aberdeen last week to pick up a car and he didn’t even offer petrol money, mugged me off with the lunch bill and fucked my Mrs when he got home before me, what a fucking Wigs Wiggins he is.
by Jay Smashdot May 23, 2021
wig-wang inappropriate boner while wearing pants/shorts/jeans
it can be used in place of "tenting trousers" or just plain old shouting look at his boner!
comes from the fact that trouser boners look more like wig-wams than they do tents. and that wang is just a funny word for penis.
it can be used in place of "tenting trousers" or just plain old shouting look at his boner!
comes from the fact that trouser boners look more like wig-wams than they do tents. and that wang is just a funny word for penis.
by chief obviousboner December 05, 2009
A derogatory description of the unkempt hair of a female, after the extreme style of the British singer Amy Winehouse. Sometimes used affectionately to warn friends of the need for further coiffure.
by ideolect July 11, 2008
Chocking someone with a phone cord as in the movie Goodfella's Robert Deniro did with the toupee wearing Maury.
by bucket stirrer April 01, 2010
(N) A dense and plentiful amount of ear hair that spills forth normally from an Italian, Portuguese or German older males.
by Tresfingers October 16, 2011
The feeling of mild depression and high anxiety when one has binged on large amounts of psychoactive substances, just as those substances, which had caused a high, where off. Usually the testy, easily annoyed, "bug-eyed" feeling brought about as stimulants such as cocaine or amphetamines leave one's system. One usually, to counteract the unpleasant wig out feeling, drinks large amounts of alcohol, smokes weed, or consumes larges amounts of anti-anxiety benzo pills like xanax.
Oh wow, I'm about to wig out. I need some xanax and weed, or else I'll go nuts. I took too much adderall. Wow.
by Arieh August 22, 2006