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CFS WiFi

Internet that is slower than Internet in Africa or does not work at all. Even dialup is faster. Just got "updated" to 1/4 the speed. Has Chronic Fatigue Syndrome.
Yo, you heard? CFS WiFi got upgraded to dialup.

Ms. Bryant's room has CFS WiFi. The internet is slow and half the time it just doesn't work.
by Pizza In Backpack April 29, 2020
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The wifi comfort zone

When someone rarely leaves their house and when they do it's never past the yard.
"You should buy a car charger so your phone won't die"
"I KNOW but I never really leave my house so that would be a waste of a lot of precious moneeyyyy"
"Yeah your right, you're pretty lazy and never leave your yard"
The wifi comfort zone
by Munrokr May 26, 2014
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Lady Wifi

lady wifi A alya villain from miraculous ladybug a kids-teen show
Alya; Can you give me the fox miraclous ladybug: no hawkie: oh a very angry girl fly away my akuma and evil-ze this broken heart hawkie: lady wifi i am hawk moth
by mari loves adrien August 11, 2023
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wifies

a minecraft youtuber that is known for having fangirls, if you like wifies then you are known as a simp, made hermitcraft vids but then stoped them for no reason (maybe copyright) steals others vid ideas. only cares about money. great dude though he is cool sometimes
by Pog aka pog October 9, 2020
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WIFI

WIFI=WHAT IT FUCKING IS

WIFI can be used as a greeting or for stunting purposes.
WIFI, bro. How you been?

Look at my new whip, dude. #WIFI
by MOOKIE GOLDSTEIN November 14, 2016
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wifi

I NEED MY WIFI TO PLAY AMONG US!!!!!
by bill triangle August 26, 2021
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Outhouse WiFi

In the middle of nowhere, your modem’s

connection to the outside world is only as great as your plumbing solution in rural America, or hillbilly country: antiquated and slightly shitty.
- Typically serves as a noun or adjective to describe a high-ping and/or high-packet-loss —connection to city-based server domains.
Rural Boy: My G**damned connection is actin’ up tonight! I’ll be on the roof a minute.

City Boy: Sounds like you’re suffering from Outhouse WiFi, my man.

(Outhouse-quality gaming)
by yourpalVanguard February 18, 2021
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