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Wifi Wifey 

Your bestfriend.Your lover you spend time with.stay in touch with your Wifi Wifey
Wifi Wifey by AriandVan July 31, 2016
What a trashy man calls a woman he wants to make feel special even though he's not actually gonna marry her and will continue to sleep around with other women. Trashy women feel this is a badge of honor.
"Dats my wifey, don't tell her about us."

"I'm his wifey bitch, back off!"
Wifey by howhyyoumad? August 6, 2012

Future wifey 

A young woman that still believes in marriage and intends on being someones wife one day.
"Nah she wouldn't sleep around, she respects herself, she's a future wifey."
Future wifey by commander_nic June 12, 2016

wifeycracker

One who is marred to ytcracker, thus being the "wifey" of ytcracker.

See also babycracker.
ytcracker and wifeycracker and lil' babycracker showed up at the party, so everyone was jazzed about that.
wifeycracker by stang October 27, 2004

wiffle snatch 

Wiffle snatch: A small amount of marijuana.
Man I only have a wiffle snatch left.
wiffle snatch by Loser_DIK January 20, 2008

Wifi wifey 

A WiFi wifey is your internet bae. Preferably a girl. She's your rod and you really care about her.
You're my WiFi Wifey
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Listen to wifey WiFi by Nick bean
Wifi wifey by Daymzachary April 5, 2016