eskimo wand

When you poop in a condom, then tie it off and freeze it turning it into a delightful frozen turd dildo.

I heard Tracy got a frosty orgasm from her Eskimo wand Dave made her for Valentine's Day.

by Emtrondon December 10, 2016

landon the wand

a person named Landon who has a wand and a wand and a wand and a wand. we could assume that Landon has a wand

-Landon has a wand
-ok- landon the wand

by estoy fukin him October 4, 2023

When you stick your finger in your butthole and fish hook someone.

There are two types of people in this world: Those who give wet willies , and those who give ghouly wands.

by captmurk May 11, 2018

He used the Wand of Orcus and she will never be the same.

by Wicket24 September 13, 2021

Magic wand is commonly used to refer to a Trans Girls' penis.

Me: I love magic wand so much.
Other person: You like magic or girl dick?

by Finn :3 March 28, 2024