Vance

Is dating Hayes and probably has a tiny dick but idk

Vance eats ass cheeks

by Savanna21 March 7, 2019

Northern Vance High School

The less retarded of the two retarded High School in Vance County, Henderson, NC.

"You Northern Vance High School students are stupid, but at least you're not as dumb as Southern!"

by Creasman April 19, 2009

Vance vaccum

When a man sprincles cocaine from his belly button to his dick and has another person suck and sniff it of their dick

Tyler did a Vance vaccum on a man at a wrestling tournament

by A frighnted spectator February 4, 2010

vandeputte

A large vagina, that is loose due to a lot of sex with large black men.

"I got so lost in that vandeputte that I didn't even know we were having sex."

by fellatious April 6, 2007

Blue vained yoghurt pump

dick

Hey you, do you want to handle my blue vained yoghurt pumper, you bitch.

by Ronald Bouman November 5, 2003

Vanderdeuce

To defecate in such a way that you effectively kill the unfortunate toilet.

Dude, I'm sorry. I had chicken curry last night and I Vanderdeuced in your crapper.

by brundl3fly August 10, 2010

vandellas

a group of females here to disrupt the natural flow of life, trouble makers and despots.

" See those bitches over there, they're nothing but vandellas, picking on that poor soul."

by English muffins February 13, 2014