Vajanus

The combination of Vah-jay-jay and Anus. A conversation way of describing both. Could be used when talking about 'the shocker'. Not to be confused with 'vaganus'.

In a scene from the movie True Romance, Samuel L Jackson and Garry Oldman are talking about eating pussy. Jackson says: " I eat the pussy, I eat the butt, I eat everything." More effeciently, he could have said: " I eat the Vajanus."

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcuA22pfAto

by +one January 11, 2009

holly valance

TALENTLESS singer whose voice is so crap, strips to sell records, her version of Kiss Kiss sucked, Tarkans version is excellent, so is the Arabic version by Rida and Nina Boutrous(El Bawsi), Holly Valance can not sing, makes some of the worst music, lucky her record company dropped her.

Holly Valance is a talentless stripper.

by Tina February 10, 2005

vaganus

1. The imaginary love hole of she-males and pillow biters. 2. The female perineum; or space between bunghole and pussy.

Ralphetta tucked her tackle between her legs, lifted her hairy butt in the air and cried, "Have me in the vaganus, fellas! Vaganus all around!"

by Horus Perineum, PhD March 20, 2003

vaganus

when a female vagina is so tight it is in the form of a little boys anus

dude i tried to stick it in but she had a vaganus. it was impenatrable

by 8 March 30, 2003

vaganis

The combination of a woman's vaginal opening and her anus.

I fucked that bitch in the ass so hard she's got a vaganis.

by Yellowbeard R!!!! October 24, 2004

Vaganus

When an ass or vagina has been fucked so hard that 2 holes become one and the dividing area of skin between them ceases to exist.

Reedy: "Hey Reggie, nice Vaganus"

Reggie: "I know.. that was a breathtaking ass pounding last night"
Reedy: "Wasn't it".

by Reginald P Dangerfield June 8, 2010

vagandriff

It is Dandriff in the vaginal area.

I have vagandriff on my vagina, can I please borrow your head and shoulders?

by mrcheck June 5, 2008