a fan of the Utah Jazz. One of the most pathetic creatures capable of intaking oxygen and expelling bullshit. The most common breed lives in a constant state of denial hoping a higher power will intervene with their season and lead them to a playoff birth. Allergic to extended periods of success and championships.
by Basketball Expert September 12, 2017
Get the utah jazz fanmug. Boring, lame, and small country side in Utah. When you drive through you smell horse shit and see dead cats on the side of the road. Just a bunch of rich bitches trying to act like farmers.
by Internetgeek9080 July 17, 2010
Get the West Haven, Utahmug. Although while in most states, they're struggling to keep their drivers from driving OVER the speed limit. This is not the case in Utah. The Utah Speed Limit, depending on how many lanes of traffic, is 5-15mph below the normal speed limit. On a 4 lane road (2 for each direction) it will be at least 10mph under. On a six lane (3 each direction) it will be at least 5mph under.
"WE'RE NOT EVEN GOING 30mph! We're going freaking 20mph!"
"Dude, it's the Utah Speed Limit...."
"Well, then make a SPEED MINIMUM!"
"Dude, it's the Utah Speed Limit...."
"Well, then make a SPEED MINIMUM!"
by IHateUtahDrivers May 22, 2010
Get the Utah Speed Limitmug. The art of shitting in a coffe mug and popping it in the microwave until melty and then give it to your partner while fucking them.
by do me tonight April 29, 2009
Get the Utah Hot Coffemug. The act of inhaling hookah/cigarette/cigar smoke and then blowing it into a girl's pussy. The girl then queef's the smoke back out into the air.
by Thanatos Nex March 6, 2010
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