Austin, TX

A shithole “city” that is a capital of the shithole state of TexASS. This “city” is where you can find dumb rednecks in lifted trucks and soy eating leftists and whiny preppy bitches forming up like Voltron to piss you off if you are actually smarter than the average americuck. Also people here are a bunch of annoying socio-economic lane enforcer meaning if you are broke, they want you to stay broke. People in LOSStinare very pretentious, pompous, nasal and annoying. People here also can’t drive for shit. Fucking dipshits will be in the left lane going 55 in a fucking 70 in their ugly ass Tesla or Prius and because of that, all the fat, micro-penis hicks and spicks in lifted trucks go blasting down the right lane going 95 mph running merging traffic off the fucking road. And the worst drivers in TexASS all drive shitty Teslas, Toyotas, Fords and Chevys. Fuck LOSStin, TexASS!!!! That useless overgrown suckburb can get ravaged by 50 EF5 tornadoes like the one that hit Jarrell in 1997 and take out all the illegals, bean farters, white trash and house niggers.

Austin, TX is really called LOSStin, TexASS because trying to make any money in that shithole “city” results in a loss of sanity!

by Themidwestsucks June 13, 2024

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Plains, Tx

A small town in the state of Texas taken up by a variety of rich farmers, spoiled kids, illegal Mexicans, meth heads and wanna be gangsters.

Jimmy: "Have you heard of that shithole in Plains, TX"?
Tim: yes, I heard it’s full of wannabe’s, money and illegals, and farmers. I even got asked for money by one of the local meth head’s at the gas station.

by anonymous April 9, 2024

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Edgewood, Tx

Extremely small town where there is nothing to do. The town has 2 places to eat one being a repurposed lumber yard. The food tastes like they repurposed the saw dust to cook. Be careful driving through because if you blink you will miss the whole town. Most people walk in the town because everything is within spitting distance from each other. The town has 2 traffic lights that nobody pays attention to. So 10/10 do not recommend!

But the Chief of Police is a pretty cool dude!

Is Edgewood, Tx really a town? Barely!

by John Doe 100th April 19, 2025

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Onalaska, TX

Some bum ass town in the middle of Lake Livingston. Sitting between Coldspring and Livingston, Texas, Onalaska is filled with miserable assholes and Coke addicts.

Joe: "Hey man, how was your time in Onalaska, TX"
Mike: "I want to kill myself"

by I_like_IndieMusic May 4, 2025

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