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Sergeant Twinkle

The act of jizzing in someone's eye.
Sorry I'm late for work, but I had to go to the chemist and buy a litre of Visine; my jerk boyfriend gave me a Sergeant Twinkle this morning.
by Mogle January 5, 2009
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Tinkler

verb

1. To get unintentionally urinated on, typically during sleep and by a member of the Tinkler family after a night of heavy drinking.

noun

1. Member of the Tinkler family, by either birth or marriage.

2. Derogatory term applied to persons who act much like they belong to the Tinkler family.
"If you share the bed with Roy, make sure he's not facing you, cause you'll get tinklered."

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"I can't believe Tinkler actually admitted that he tinklered everywhere last night. I would've just said somebody spilled water."
by Jaaaaaason March 24, 2008
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tinklebiddie

a substitute for other less pleasant words beginngng with t

its meaning is
non existant
you twa.... tinklebiddie
by hollie wollie July 30, 2007
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twinkledouche

twinkledouche (twĭng'kəl dūsh), noun - stupid, uncaring dumbass boy that leads girls on, telling said girl they "love" them, then quickly loses interest and goes after stupid, ugly facebook whores, completely disregarding the feelings of the awesome girls that actually like them.

twinkledouches may become douchecunts. twinkledouches are known to make perfectly nice, sweet girls lose their faith in guys in general, concluding that they're ALL twinkledouches, out to emotionally cripple every unsuspecting girl on the face of the planet.

twinkledouches usually attend social events, seeking out their next victims of douchery. then, they learn said girl's names and facebook creep them later that day, bombarding them with compliments and kind gestures.

douchecunts are also guys who tell a girl they're "in love with them," then like two days later ask one of their best friends to go make out in the back room of some school building somewhere. wherever the hell that is.

there's twinkledouche, which is a person who commits minor acts of douchery. and then there's douchecunt which is when people are just naturally douchy and try to emotionally scar nice, unsuspecting girls.

twinkledouches and douchecunts are both examples of sexually frustrated teenage boys, who care about nothing more than making out with whatever girl they can get into some closet somewhere.
Douchecunt: "Hey, I really like your friend. But I haven't exactly told her that yet.. And, uh.. There's a backroom of that school building if you're interested.."
Girl: "What, the hell. You're such a fucking douchecunt."

Twinkledouche: "Hey baby =) Love yoou <3 <3"
Girl: "Haha (= you too."
-two days later-
Girl: (checks facebook)
News Feed: "Senor Twinkledouche is in a relationship"
Girl: ... Oh ): Okay, then..
by NoOneLikesYou November 17, 2009
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tinkle box

place where you pee
like a toilet in jambabwa
i have to go shit in the tinklebox
by nicole May 13, 2005
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tinkle

What women and little girls do on the toilet. Basically when a girl/woman or child urinates, but usually refering to sitting down.
NEW Tinkle Kelly! She really tinkles when you give her water. Toilet and tiny cup included. Water not included.
by Barrosse July 31, 2008
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Tinkle-Farts

A condition that occurs when a female goes to the bathroom that has paper thin walls and lets loose a loud fart that everyone in the adjacent room hears.
Whew! That Courtney certainly has the tinkle-farts today
by AquaFraiche November 4, 2013
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