boo-tracted

When a male is distracted by a female's booty in tight jeans or shapely fitted pants.

I almost had a car crash when i was boo-tracted by that girl in those jeans.

by tankd221 May 3, 2009

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Turkey Tractor Pull

when doing anal sex standing up, the person in front clenches there bum and starts walking around the room.

She Turkey Tractor Pulled me so hard I thought my dick was going 2 fall off

by Mateze December 2, 2010

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Pudding Traitor

When the time comes for dessert, the pudding traitor refuses the delicious, delicious sweets, preferring to dine only on health foods and self-righteousness.

"And for dessert, I made a chocolate and strawberry cake." - the host
"That looks amazing!" - Everyone except the pudding traitor
"I'm pretty full, I think I'll pass" - the pudding traitor.

by OrkyJoe September 7, 2013

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This act requires 3 people: Someone to act as "The Lawn", another to act as "The Tractor" and a third as "The Mower." The Lawn lays spread out flat and has little to no participation, other than just accepting the act. The Tractor "mows" or shaves a certain area of The Lawn with a razor (Electric or non-electric), by being on all fours and holding the razor in their mouth for the entirety of the shaving portion. The Mower is required to sit on the Tractors back the entire time and film the act. Once "The Lawn is mowed," it's time to put down fertilizer. The Tractor then defecates over the mowed area specifically, still while being ridden by The Mower. The act is completed by the Mower getting off the Tractor and proceeding to give the fertilized Lawn a Boston Pancake.

"Hey you two, why don't we get out of this bar and enjoy a good ole' fashioned Cincinnati Tractor?"

by Arcum Dagsson November 8, 2013

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