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Click and tick tourist

The kind of tourist that walks around clicking a photo of landmarks on their phone and ticking it off the list before moving on to the next spot. Rinse and repeat.
Haha, check at out that click and tick tourist, just clicking and ticking...
Click
Tick
Move on
Rinse and repeat
by 2rubloo June 17, 2018
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Sad tourist

Definition: Someone who could care less about someone else's misfortune.
Michael: "Did you hear that Lisa just died from 'Rona"?

David: "I can't wait to go to the funeral, she had some fine ass friends!

Michael: Dude that's fucked up. You're such a sad tourist.
by Tokenship December 29, 2020
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Motorhome tourist

Why have the discomfort of traditional dogging in a small car. Take the motor home to a secluded car park away from your postcode and enjoy strangers in comfort. Not happy with a particular spot? Travel to the next one!
Sharon's had a dry spell so she's away for a motorhome tourist weekend
by Partyboy47 August 14, 2016
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TADGER TOURIST

A girl who claims to be a good ride and plenty of tadger experience and been to tadger town plenty when realistically they are the opposite and still a tourist of tadger town
Na she is all talk about her blowjobs she’s a tadger tourist
by anonymous December 11, 2020
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Plasma Tourist

One who visits multiple plasma donation companies in their area for the purpose of the highest financial payout, rather than stay at the same company for low pay but convenience. Example includes taking advantage of new donor bonuses, then leaving when it ends and waiting for an email to come back for the promise of a higher payout. Some donors will leave (typically six months) to be considered a new donor again - which is not the policy for every company, some will only offer a returning donor bonus. Never assume one will be labelled a new donor.

The opportunity/motive to be a plasma tourist depends on availability of companies in their area, the distance to and from the center, the local supply/demand, the poverty and cost of living conditions of the area, and if the donor is in need of finances sooner than later. Once a donor breaks their ghosting streak by donating, without a bonus, the company typically has no incentive to offer one. It's reasonable to assume plasma companies keep track of how often a donor visits, the pay they receive, and adjust bonuses in their system.

Depending on location/company: Plasma companies will gradually increase their bonus offer every 1-2 months. Ranging from $15-$60 per session, or even $25-200 extra per month. Some will offer a monthly total, while others may offer a single session. If the location is convenient, the donor may accept the base + bonus and decide to donate once or twice more to stay within their minimum acceptable pay.
A plasma tourist involves being enrolled at multiple companies and delaying their visits for the highest pay because their time and health is more valuable than quick cash.
by arandomuserwithtoomuchtime August 15, 2025
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Tourist dad

If i had to put it bluntly, I would refer to this man as 'gallant', the impact this man has on the prospect of society to become a better place with this man in it is, how I would put optimistic to say the least. He can be portrayed as inquisitive, yet emotional. The impact this man has on my life is in fact how I would refer to as a memorable roller coaster of happiness and give's me the power and pleasure to strive to be him. I mean he literally put's his son on a leash, doesn't get much better than that.
Think of tourist dad like an ocean.
by HowToTrainYourFaggon July 2, 2024
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Tourist

A gullible person who falls for overpriced tourist traps that are easy to avoid.

They also take pictures of every single damn thing and annoy the locals.They also speak slowly so locals can figure out what they're saying.
Tourist:How much will it be for these Sasuges.

Tourist trap:20€

Tourist:OK!

Tourist trap in his mind:He actually fell for the bait what a idoit.
by Scandinavian Viking December 11, 2021
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