Tophat Mike

A guy who wears a tophat and a trenchcoat (all black, all the time) and has a rag-tag band of women that increases by the hour. Even though none of these women know why they are so attracted to him.

There goes Tophat Mike with his rag-tag band of women.

by Radhika November 12, 2004

Hot Topic

Punk in a box. Somehow, kids think that a good way to rebel is to give your money to a multimillion dollar company. Yeah. Maybe if they thought about it for a bit instead of mindlessly stampeding to hot topic to fit in with the trend, they'd realize the stupidity of it all.

Instead of wasting money buying shitty merchandise at hot-topic, maybe you could give to charity or something.

by SPORK September 6, 2003

Topamax

An anti-sezire drug my doctor perscribed me to counter-act the weight gain effect of my Zoloft and to stabalise my craziness. Like that'll happen.

It comes in teeny white pills. It can make you tired.

Topamax is known as dopamax as well, for causing merory loss and such, but I can't tell the difference.

That might be bad.

See Wikipedia for more information, if it realy means that much to you.

Mom: "Did you remember to take your Topamax last night?"

Figure.10: "My what?..uh..yeah."

by Figure.10 June 1, 2009

Hot Topic.

Hot Topic is an American chain store that specializes in music-related fashion and merchandise. It caters to a number of youth-oriented subcultures and countercultures, such as punk, goth, club, street and lounge, as well as a number of general and 1980s retro pop culture products.

In most states, Hot topic is the best place (if not the only place) to buy a concert style band tee-shirt for under $20.

by Trib4life August 31, 2004

Tobias

Strengths: Tobias has no fear, Tobias does not fear evil clowns or anything horror related. Tobias is the definition of a clown addict, but on a different note, he is very good at art. He’s also very friendly and overall a good friend. However, if you betray him you will be faced with never ending nightmares of clowns.

Cons: plastic plants kill a Tobias so make sure you don’t put them around him.

Tobias please this is the 8th time you’ve watched Stitches today please stop

by M̵͎͗̓U̸͔̲̽͝T̴͉̈́̂E̸̝̖̓ August 2, 2018

Hot Topic

A store that sells a lot of stuff that appeals to nerds but despite that only emos shop there.

I want to buy that Pokemon shirt at Hot Topic but I am afraid that I might become emo.

by Cerebrate 1138 March 3, 2015

Hot Topic

A store that sells slightly overpriced clothes but hey if you're truly original you can buy something cool from there and match it with some thrift coture to make something truly cutting edge.
i like it
i think its cool
you wanna shoot me? okay... whatever.
but hey you're labeling everyone that goes in there and that doesn't make you any better than a poser.

Opinions on hot topic.

prep: to dark and black.

goth: a reflection on the morbid nature in the artist's mind

punk: chains that cordinate and look cool with skate boards.

nerd: a way to show i can wear something bold.

poser: a way to conform with others...

look all sorts of people go in there
sure, some are losers and poser but others are the morbid dreamers (true goths) and the people who like the hair color... i mean really... just lay off... let people express themsevles.

im me if you have something to say in regards to this: truechicanry

by mara July 18, 2004