Top Spin

The most useless weapon EVER.

"Top Spin? What the fuck is this? Why the hell am I spinning around?"

by Robocock April 29, 2003

Top Shagger

Owen Porter

Oi there’s Owen what a top shagger

by Vegetation shagger October 31, 2018

Top Shelfer

When you take a dump on top of the toilet tank lid.

I was thinking of taking an upper decker at Carl's house but decided to give him a top shelfer instead,

by MrWizzrd February 23, 2021

top surgery

Surgery that alters the size of the chest for gender-affirming purposes. While this can be used for procedures that either reduce or increase breast tissue, it more commonly refers to FTM/FTN procedures. In this case, a commonly desired result is to have a more masculine-appearing chest. There are several forms of surgery that can achieve this. You do not have to be a specific gender to have top surgery.

My friend Aspen just got top surgery. They can't wait until they're fully healed.

by sugarfog September 25, 2022

top spot

a place where you take a girl so you can get some tops aka head

the parking lot behind shot rite is a good top spot

by coray June 28, 2008

Top some bong

Used by russel peters as an slang term for smoking pot when it was really a jamaicans name

Wanna top some bong dude

My name is top som bong

Topping some bong

by AbhorsenX December 2, 2007

top shop rockers

A generic term used for people who listen to Indie Music and buy their "Rock" clothes at River Island, Top Shop or other similiar clothing stores.

Hollyoak's is full of Top Shop Rockers

by Ryan A May 8, 2006