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by Zack Lazer September 27, 2018
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Tomorrow

Saying tomorrow when you’re really never going to do it.
“Hey, John can you do this for me?”
“Tomorrow”
by pseudonymisthename May 26, 2018
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Tomorrow

A new day. Something to either look forward to or dread. Either way it must come. Just remember, if you screw up today, there's always tomorrow.
As Aileen Quinn from "Annie" 1982 one said, "Tomorrow, Tomorrow, there's always tomorrow."
by 80'sbluebird_hisugar November 13, 2021
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last tomorrow ago

Just now or just before now.
Jeff tried knocking on the door for hours before he realized,"Wait,... what am I doing? Knocking was so last tomorrow ago!" Then, Jeff grabbed a couch, and slung it at the door.
by Smith dux Wurd August 3, 2017
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tomorrows bread

freshest of the fresh
OOOOWEEEEE after that fresh cut I feel like tomorrows bread
by TimE March 18, 2015
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The Tomorrow War

An awesome 2021 movie where a group of time travellers arrive from the year 2051 to deliver an urgent message: thirty years in the future, mankind is losing a global war against a deadly alien species.
"The job of convincing the world you have a small dick." - quote from The Tomorrow War's Dan Forester
by XGDragion March 8, 2023
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