Toilet Paper

I haven't heard of that in months

"Bro wheres the toilet paper"
"Idk man I haven't heard of that in such a long time, you can get some sandpaper though"

by Tsyoogi April 7, 2020

Toilet paper

Paper to wipe ur bum and flush down the toilet

Let’s go and buy some toilet paper to wipe our bums with

by anonymous August 14, 2021

Toilet paper

Oh, that-
That’s the rarest object you can find now. It’s the biggest flex for 2020ers, and it is used to wipe your shitty ass. During the zombie apocalypse (according to the news it’s a zombie apocalypse), only the privileged posses it. The poor wipe their asses with money, while the rich use these delicate squares with intricate designs and a special skin tearing component to gently shed this delicacy along their ass. My favorite part about toilet paper is the fact that when you use it, it peels off a whole layer of skin AND leaving little itchy specks of toilet paper that I have to fish out of my vagina when I’m done, to making it super itchy so I scratch it making me look like I’m desperate to mastabate in class.

I found some toilet paper and now I feel rich and I am going to flex I front if everyone and make them bitches jealous.

by Big stonks March 22, 2020

Toilet paper

A piece of cloth-like paper with mostly 100-500 pieces of paper to wipe your booty and your ¥

I used toilet paper to wipe me booty hole

by Lizard_Monster99 January 24, 2022

Toilet Paper

An everyday part of a pandemic diet, introduced by panic shoppers caused by the Coronavirus.

Toilet paper makes me feel great and helps me go through my day in quarantine.

by An egg's brain March 21, 2020

Toilet Paper Work

Work that can only be done while taking a shit.

Steve jobs created the Iphone 6 while drinking his morning cup of coffee during Toilet Paper Work hour.

by Zhall November 14, 2014

toilet paper syndrome

Toilet paper syndrome (TPS) When you think the world is going to end but it’s not and you’re just an idiot. Example: Jim: OMG it’s raining I better drive 30 miles per hour in the 65 zone. SAM: it’s just rain, sounds like you have TPS!

Jim: OMG it’s raining I better drive 30 miles per hour in the 65 zone. SAM: it’s just rain, sounds like you have TPS!
Jim: what’s TPS?
SAM: Toilet paper syndrome

by That pedicab Life March 16, 2020