twitter bunker

Aka the Oval Office. Where POTUS hangs out sending crazed tweets while in a sleep-deprived stupor and smearing Cheeto dust and Big Mac grease on his IPhone

"whoa! Did you see Trump just fired Giuliani and Melania filed for divorce!?"
"No.... Where did you hear that?"

"direct from the Twitter bunker!"

by DoktorDokter November 11, 2020

junky bunker

Noun. Bedding raised to cover ones head like a tent in order to prevent drafts from blowing out flame of lighter in order to smoke drugs. Also called a dope blind.

Too lazy to turn off the fan, she turned the bedsheets into a junky bunker and smoked without her flame going out.

by haras naej November 12, 2020

Bunker

A person that never get fuck.

- Don't funk with this bunker.
- Bunkers never get fuck.

by FrostyFunker May 12, 2020

mushroom bunker

cutting off you or your male companions bellend above the shaft of the penis and hollowing out the area beneath to create a small pocket of storage. Further furniture or decorations can be added both inside and outside of the bunker, and magnets or a nail hinger system can be added to create better security. You can store whatever you like in the mushroom bunker. Having a mushroom bunker is a sign of high respect, due to the fact that you need a big penis to have a good mushroom bunker.

"Hey james, I want a mint"
"Sure thing friend let me grab a wondrous eclipse mint from the north-east sector of my Mushroom Bunker"

"I have a small quantity of polish miniature men living in my Mushroom Bunker

by james michael jerkoff August 6, 2020

Bunker

We always refer the word 'Bunker' to the kitchen work tops.

"The plate is on the bunker"

by Mowermaan September 25, 2020

nuclear bunker ass

Exaggerating the fact that a person is so fat that his/her ass can be used as a bunker during times of a nuclear apocalypse.

"Shit mate! I heard WWIII is gonna start soon!"
"Naah, we'll be just fine mate! No need to fear when Danny's nuclear bunker ass is here!"

by F-Bomb Thiru May 4, 2017

Bunker Buster

A way of surprising your female significant other pleasantly. You get a bullet vibrator, usually runs on a single AA or AAA. You're spooning her, and you turn on your bullet and slide it into her panties. Target aquisition is key, you have to find the clit quickly otherwise you've lost the element of surprise.

"Dude, I totally used a bunker buster on my gf last night. Never saw it coming, but I did. I saw her cumming."

by Flyingfawks October 25, 2017