Yet another overpatriotic asshole who's just cashing in on 9/11 like the rest of the country music industry
by Sgt. Pepper May 13, 2005
Get the Toby keith mug.Toby Keith is a country music star. He is very famous. He is also an idiot. Like most xenophobic red neck assholes he is cashing in on the horrible tragedies currently involving the United States of America and militant and radical Islam. If Toby really felt the way in which he sings he would not cash in on the death of American soldiers in Iraq. If Toby was really pro-American Soldier he would be advocating their return.
Child: Mother, I love Toby Keith!
Mother: Blasphemy! Why do you say that?
Child: Because he is willing to die defending the good ol' US of A.
Mother: Really? Then why isn't he in Iraq right now "defending" our rights instead of cashing in on American idiots?
Child:...
Mother: Exactly you dipshit
Mother: Blasphemy! Why do you say that?
Child: Because he is willing to die defending the good ol' US of A.
Mother: Really? Then why isn't he in Iraq right now "defending" our rights instead of cashing in on American idiots?
Child:...
Mother: Exactly you dipshit
by Negro Sandia August 28, 2005
Get the Toby Keith mug.A man who drives a cool bread truck and loves golf. He can often be found trying to get food out of his teeth at family functions. He hates hip hop.
Yo that guy has a cool bread truck.
Yeah well he never listens to hip hop.
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Or
Holy heck I got stuff in my teeth let me clean it while we chat.
Omg you're such an uncle keith.
Yeah well he never listens to hip hop.
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Or
Holy heck I got stuff in my teeth let me clean it while we chat.
Omg you're such an uncle keith.
by Cincoproductkid July 17, 2017
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From the humble age of 6 hours old, He knew His calling. Internet flaming, life-long career at Taco Bell, picking up the chicks; Keith Dill has been idolized and worshiped by those who knew Him personally, and all others alike.
Standing seven foot sixteen inches (think about it) tall, He towers over all. Weighing over 1400 pounds, He shook the Earth with each massive step. People cower at the very mention of His name.
From the humble age of 6 hours old, He knew His calling. Internet flaming, life-long career at Taco Bell, picking up the chicks; Keith Dill has been idolized and worshiped by those who knew Him personally, and all others alike.
Standing seven foot sixteen inches (think about it) tall, He towers over all. Weighing over 1400 pounds, He shook the Earth with each massive step. People cower at the very mention of His name.
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Get the keith melbourne mug.Weed Term. The act of rolling a joint and dipping it in some maple syrup (excluding the roach) only a thin coat and then dabbing the joint in keith until it is covered. When you then smoke it it tastes of maple syrup while still fucking you up.
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