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spare tire

the flab around the stomach that can stick out over a women's jeans. obtained by overeating, not excercising enough, or drinking too much beer.

HOWEVER... can be kindof cute on the right woman
small spare tires are sexy, whereas BIG-RIG truck tires aren't
by Cowboyssuck July 7, 2010
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tired talk

tired talk is when you and your boyfriend/girlfriend are uber sleepy/tired and are talking to eachother.

normally you tend to be sweeter, and you say cute things that make your boyfriend/girlfriend smile.
me and axel had tired talk last night. he's so cute.!
by HEATHERwearsPRADA July 14, 2009
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No tread on the tires

Refers to the tightness of a girl's vagina. If a girl has a loose vag, she is said to have very little (if any) tread on her tires.
Hey, how was hooking up with Sarah last night?
Let's just say there's no tread on the tires.
She was that loose?
It was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
Gross.
by The Girl Who Waited November 29, 2014
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Tired Liger

Someone is is so incredibly sleepy, they are using a slant rhyme of "Tired Liger" to show how sleep deprived they are. They are also referring to a mystical animal like a liger because they want to have dreams with magical animals in them.
Shakespeare in English makes you a tired liger.
by lilrachel333 October 9, 2009
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Tired Girl

(Noun) - A girl who works a full-time job, cares for her family, and has a hard time sleeping. A girl who gets dressed up and people still ask her if she is tired. She will sometimes have anxiety and be a little emotional.

She will always answer the question, "How are you?" with "Tired, but good".
"When I was a kid I was told I could go anywhere, be anyone, and do anything. I honestly just want to go back to bed, cause I am a tired girl."
by SheThinksShesFunny July 19, 2018
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wired-tired

That feeling when you're buzzed from too much caffeine but it's not helping; you're still tired as hell.
Dude, I'm so wired-tired, running on 2 hours of sleep and 3 Monsters is just making me a jittery sleepy person...
by KaeKae January 3, 2014
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mayan tire

sounds like “my entire

can be used for suggestive jokes
what’s mayan tire? mayan tire dick in your mouth
by harryy bell saek March 12, 2023
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