Man Thought

a sexual thought that runs through any person's head after someone says something remotely sexual.

Jami:i'm wearing a miniskirt
Jim: MAN THOUGHT!

by the rofldoctor September 27, 2009

shower thought

Epiphanies you have that highlights oddity within a familiar

Today I had a shower thought:

If elevators hadn't been invented, all the CEOs and important people would have their offices on the first floor as a sign of status.

And the entry level employees would be up on the 80th floor.

by Q8eris January 8, 2022

Thought Vibing

Thought vibing is setting the mood/tone for the thoughts you are sharing. Usually on social media but you can also do it just by dictating what the mood/tone of thought is verbally. Basically TikTok

I was thought vibing a lot today while journaling.

by ThankYou4BeingHere2Day January 2, 2022

Reflex Thoughts

When you see someone and your subconscience (or conscience?) automatically thinks (BIG NOSE/EYES TOO CLOSE/UGLY/FAT/OLD/BALD/GAY/etc. repetitively until the person is out of your sight.

Joe was watching the News and his reflex thoughts were spamming his mind with offensive terms until the camera showed someone with slightly smaller ears.

automatic conscience subconscience reflex thoughts

by AverageJoe82 October 23, 2013

attempted thought

The attempt to provide assistance or concern, without really meaning it or having the intention to follow through. By saying the acceptable or possibly "expected" comment, it removes the temporary guilt, that the speaker feels.

Well, I suppose it's the "attempted thought" that counts! (sarcasm)

by Tiffany Happy Days June 18, 2014

legible thoughts

What words are.

All thoughts are invisible. They become audible when spoken and visible when written or typed. Words make thoughts audible, or visible—thus legible ( legible thoughts ) .

by but for September 25, 2018

Boner Thought

A thought that seems genius while you are erect, but becomes horrible after climax.

Guy 1: I thought about Skyping my ex and asking to see her butthole again.

Guy 2: Oh my God. Did you?

Guy 1: Nah. It was just a boner thought.

by Esdee Jay-Tee January 20, 2014