dingus: omg put a triggew wawning for dweamys death! i almowst had a hawt attack! OwO
sane person: chronically online much
sane person 2: omg please stfu
sane person: chronically online much
sane person 2: omg please stfu
by frielock November 7, 2022

someone who is always online has no social skills no real life friend and bases their whole life around the internet and is lazy
by anonymous January 12, 2023

a joint
yo wigga light up that chronic scroll real quick
ay, pass that chronic scroll
Yo man, i got a job at the pharmacy makin' chronic scrolls
ay, pass that chronic scroll
Yo man, i got a job at the pharmacy makin' chronic scrolls
by sneakyt June 17, 2014

The condition of being so beta that even when a women wants to have sex with you, you find a way to ruin it.
by alaric11 January 26, 2018

The worst hemorrhoids you could imagine. it never goes away and haunts your dreams, being that you cant even get to sleep. Have fun with your blood butt
by Big Daddy Requis February 13, 2017

by dewbee57 January 24, 2019

Oh no , hell to the no I have bronchitis ain't no body got time for that shit I fucking have chronic Ebola . oh bitch no!!! They kicked me off my flight for this shit - twaimz
by Jaygouletttt April 11, 2017
