wacker packer

basically the grand canyon of whores.

My sister is the biggest wacker packer I have ever met.

by MC² August 29, 2020

Wacker

Wacker is another word for penis. Also some people say tali wacker instead of just wacker

Lil nig: Hey bro I went to Jessica’s the other day and showed her my big old horse meat wacker!

Fat nig: nice bro I showed my step sis my wacker too!

by BigOldApeTittysNigar April 9, 2020

Wacker

Deragatory slang for elderly woman especially if they’re annoying

Patty is such a fucking wacker

by Fortnite1500 September 6, 2021

german weed wacker

A sex act that involves a ZZ Top level bush and a man well endowed enough to do the helicopter. The man then uses the helicopter to push the bush out of the way enough to find the promised land

Steve: hey man how was that girl last night?

Frank: it was good but I had to German Weed Wacker my way through it

by German weed wacker April 13, 2017

pube weed wacker

When you shave your pubes and they are such a big forest that the razor (weed wacker) gets caught in your pubes and you have no other choice but to tear it off the crotch.

Becky, last night I had a pube weed wacker happen to me and now my crotch hurts!

by Mama lama December 30, 2016

Patty wacker

A beast on the football field that no one can guard.

Man that dude sure is a patty wacker

by Patty wacker May 10, 2022

The Guatemalan Weed Wacker

Inserting a string of jalapeños connected by dental floss or string into someone's anus and then yanking them out while making engine sounds.

I gave that bitch the guatemalan weed wacker last night bro!

by cruxiql July 2, 2025