Relief Tube

Main Entry: Relief Tube
Function: Noun
Etymology Modern English by adding relief and tube.
Date: 20th Century

A tube that is used to releive the pilot of an aircraft by inserting his naughty bits in the tube and thus relieving himself. The relief tube is a great pain and embarrassment saver for said pilot.

Pilot: Hey Mac, my relief tube is too short. Last flight I had to piss myself. Now I'm not only cold, but I also feel like a fuck stick.

Mechanic: Nah, just checked it, your relief tube is factory length.

by bolillo loco December 27, 2009

My Tube

Like You Tube and My Space, but a parody of the cultural fad for user generated content (UGC) online.

Also funny as its reference to the colon, or asshole.

I logged off My Tube, and droped the kids off at the pool all in one move!

by Hurnia January 28, 2007

Tube Brownie

A tube brownie is a piece of shit. A log of solid shit. Tube shaped turd being brown like a brownie.

You like to eat tube brownies.

by rabjr December 2, 2010

Me-tubing

When you you tube yourself you are me tubing!

Lydia, you've been sitting on your laptop all night! Are you me-tubing again!?

by boywithnonose August 17, 2009

Tube Slimer

Inserting your penis into a wet vagina and then pulling it out and rubbing it on you partner's face

I pulled out to give her a quick tube slimer, but it led to a full face basting.

by RedDangus January 1, 2012

Tube snack

Any type of snack that is contained in a tube, making them easy to store and transport.

Pringles. Or equivalent. If you travel, finding your favourite munchies can be tough. Regular bags of chips don't travel well. Tube snacks solve this problem.

Hey babe, grabs some tube snacks for the trip.

by White Castle lover February 11, 2014

snoodle tube

snoodl toob(z)
(n) Any device by which two heterosexual men may engage in mutual penis touching without being considered homosexual.

(v) The act of mutually touching penises between two men while simultaneously maintaining heterosexual status among their peers.

(n)John and I did a little swordfighting last night after UFC on Pay Per View, but it's ok... we used your legwarmer as a snoodle tube!

(v)Hey Bobby, wanna go snoodle tubin' at my pad after the hockey game? Come on, I got PBR and a GIANT seedless watermelon, dude!!

by Plant Girl March 13, 2009