EBSCO Thumper

Someone who goes around beating people over the head with bad science they heard on a Youtube video without any idea what science actually is or how it works. It's often used to make a prejudice claim against Christians.

"Um, like, did you know that ants have been proven to make a call similar to a whales sneeze, like I have proof. D-news did a study or something."

"Praise be to D-news, EBSCO thumper."

by heyshimshambopbop June 21, 2014

Thumper

When a female has a heartbeat in her vagina; pussy

Girl 1: OMG that hot guy gave me a thumper
Girl 2: OMG SAME GIRLY

by The Dawg Whitney October 9, 2022

thumper sticker

A bumper sticker-like slogan imprinted on a t-shirt.

"Hey, did you see that thumper sticker on that guy's t-shirt?"

"Wow, the thumper sticker on that woman's t-shirt is cool!"

by PRwiz101 May 10, 2009

Pumpkin thumper

Someone who has such an intense and unhealthy attraction to individuals with red hair, pale skin, and freckles that they will only date or have sex with someone of the ginger persuasion.

"Why do you only date redheads? I can't imagine sleeping with one soulless ginger, much less exclusively!"
"What can I say? I'm a certified pumpkin thumper."

by PumaKiwi July 12, 2024

Chocolate Thumper

A male with a preference for performing anal penetration.

I know he's straight but I reckon he's a Chocolate Thumper

by Yorkshirecunt July 23, 2025

Thumper

Masturbating and shitting simultaneously.

Dave: I’ve just had the best thumper in Wetherspoons toilet!
Alan: What’s a thunper?
Dave: A wank and a shit at the same time!
Alan: I’ll be right back, I’m going to Wetherspoons toilet!

by B. Kizzle September 24, 2022

Tub Thumper

Someone who's just wild about Harry and Harry's wild about her.

I'm suing my boyfriend for marriage under the Americans with Disabilities Act on the grounds were trying to mutually sabotage our Pursuit of Happiness as incarcerated individuals. We and are friends are tub thumpers in this cause.

by Poquets January 13, 2023