soysauce samurai

A derogatory term for an asian person

“Bro is a soysauce samurai.”

by Chad_Broski March 6, 2023

Bearded Samurai

Using your penis to "split" open a hairy vagina prior to intercourse, usually first thing in the morning.

I woke up before her, rolled her over and gave her the ol' Bearded Samurai before she knew what hit her.

by DJ Drano July 25, 2011

Velvet samurai

Someone highly skilled in the art of penetrating the 'velvet underground' with the 'pork sword'.

Dude #1: That guy looks like a real velvet samurai.
Dude #2: Indeed, my gaydar is off the scale right now.

by Piotr Dahl September 4, 2012

fat samurai

The sexual act of a large, fat man equipped with a full set of samurai gear, katana inclusive, to shag your missus, as you all planned.
(Whereas a Fat Ninja would shag her without permission and/or knowledge from the partner.)

did you hear that Jason’s a cuck now?

Nah bro it’s different, he pulled a fat samurai.
You know, when you let a fat Fucken samurai fuck your own missus?

I have no clue what the fuck you’re on about.

by PinTal January 5, 2024

Squatting Samurai

Someone who is able to take a duke in a busy public restroom without being noticed

Man in bathroom to friend: Wow! I didn't even know there was a squatting samurai in the stall next to me until I heard him open the door!

by dixter's September 30, 2013

Samurai chopper

Very handsome and has big pp

Samurai chopper is very handsome

by I like big tit July 8, 2021

samurai panda

A friend that seems to have your best intrests at heart but has samurai tendencies to back stab you and betray you, but is so skilled that you cannont even tell it is them!! dun dun dun

Linsey is such a fucking samurai panda!

by Rahnderson April 23, 2011