porter on a monday

Nothing feels important

I feel like porter on a Monday

by Xeñon February 20, 2018

Porter

An amazing kind generous guy that I may have a crush on

Damn you like porter? He doesnt like u clown

by Slucqie October 24, 2019

Pulled a Katie Porter

When you ask simple questions to someone who should be educated, but they can't answer them. Usually with a whiteboard.

I pulled a Katie Porter on my husband last night, got out a notepad and asked him what all of our bills our. He didn't know any of them.

by kt_lol September 13, 2020

porterism

Porterism is the gradual process of the Porter family takes over the swim team.

“Yeah, it started with Ethan, than Mike, and now Jayden. They’re in control of the team now. It’s straight Porterism

by Hugthewall June 5, 2018

Porter

My amazing friend that’s such a dumbass it’s funny- He sits w me at lunch and he’s really fucking amazing wanna date?
Yes No

A porter is a blonde haired bitch that is a dumbass

by Slucqie October 24, 2019

Porter

Porter is a person that has a piss/shit kink, is a furry, like legosi from Beastars, call themselves an alpha, again has a shit and piss kink, and smells like olive oil.

Kai: Did you hear about Porter?
Carlos: Yeah! I heard they had a shit & piss kink.
Kai: Really!? I found out that they are obsessed with furry vore porn.

by catpiss🗣 July 26, 2021

porter

looks like alex green with no glasses

when i saw porter at a party i thought i saw, alex green

by jahahahahyshehz9999 May 7, 2019