pooter wooter

a very brief poot.
a short fart

kid: *ffft*
mom: honey, did you just pooter wooter?
kid: sorry, mom *blush*
mom: youre excused... *waves hand in front of nose*

by bcritters August 04, 2011

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Pooter Tooter

The female fart that, while sitting, begins at the poop shoot and travels along the yellow brick road in bubble-like form to the front butt and makes the perpetrator go "weew" as the bubble squeaks out with a clap.

Girl: Hey Sam...guess what I just did

Boy: Hey Beth I hope its not a pooter tooter ...cause thatd be gross.

Girl: Yeah...that is it.

by The beaver leaver June 01, 2011

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Poutine Pooter

When a woman has a yeast infection, a man will inject her vagina with poutine gravy. She then will do 10 jumping jacks. Then, she squirts the mixture over a fresh box of hot french fries, topping it off with at least one turd nugget. The man eats and finishes the meal.

I gave him a Poutine Pooter. Now he won't talk to me.

by BigDickCorrine July 05, 2020

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