Launch Pad

When the subject braces both arms (usually against the arms of a chair) and lifts ones arse in the air to create a fart with more force and power behind it.

Steve lifted his arse off the chair and let out a thunderous fart thus nearly launching himself into the air. launch pad fart arse butt

by korsion August 11, 2009

Pad Girl

A woman (usually older) who prefers an old school Maxi Pad to the more contemporary Tampon.

Kerry: I don't know if I'm ready to have someone with Tampons in the oval office.

Teo: Nah, I think Hillary is more of a Pad Girl.

by MartynKendall May 28, 2009

bondage pads

football pads with straps resembling those that you would see in some kinky bondage film.

"bondage pads are better then regular pads" said jimmy.

by niggasense September 8, 2005

pussy pad

small pad or seat behind main seat on motorcycle for your girl to sit.

a pussy pad is a great way to display your trophy (trophies?) on your motorcycle !

by 67 GOAT March 13, 2008

smush pad

A place to have sex, typically your house or a certain room where sexual activity engages.

Bro, I took her back to the smush pad after dinner.

by smushmonster October 26, 2010

brillo pad

a woman's pubic hair bush that is very dense, very curly

I can't get my fingers through your pubic hair, your bush is like a brillo pad.

by Jake January 21, 2004

landing pad

toilet paper set on top of the water in a toilet. Its main use is to provide a landing pad for the turd your going to lay, so that the water does not spash back up onto your butthole, balls, and thighs.

Hey guys I just took the biggest dump, and I came back dry as a desert because I layed a landing pad for my turd.

by G ROD May 22, 2008