Sir Orbit Crunch - Someone positively undescribable. Start with a base of funny, add in dumb humor, next add in cute, lastly add in nice. Sir Orbit Crunch is an amazing person and you'd be lucky to have him as a friend.
by Sebsomeone. February 28, 2022
Get the Sir Orbit Crunch mug.To start making this, you need to first add in funny personality, good looking, sweet, and an amazing person. Prbit is someone who you will want as a friend and if you find them in a 1/7.8 billion chance then you're a super lucky person. Orbit will always be down to help and try to make people laugh. Orbit is an awesome person and he will always be by your side. He might not be the smartest in the group but he will always be the funniest. If you ever cone across Orbit/Sir Orbit Crunch be sure to try and befriend them.
Friend 1: Bro Orbit is so awesome! He's so nice!
Friend 2: I know! He's always there when you need him!
Friend 2: I know! He's always there when you need him!
by Sebsomeone. February 28, 2022
Get the Orbit mug.An amazing person no matter what people say. To start off making this amazing person, begun with a base of funny af, next add on sweetness and niceness, lastly add in sexy. This man is a 1 in 7.8 billion chance and if you get to meet him you are lucky. Sir Orbit will always stick by your side no matter what. He isn't the smartest of the group but definitely is always the funniest. (Please approve this. My friend (Sir Orbit) is actually a really nice guy.)
by Sebsomeone. February 28, 2022
Get the Sir Orbit mug.An amazing person no matter what people say. To start off making this amazing person, begun with a base of funny af, next add on sweetness and niceness, lastly add in sexy. This man is a 1 in 7.8 billion chance and if you get to meet him you are lucky. Sir Orbit will always stick by your side no matter what. He isn't the smartest of the group but definitely is always the funniest. (Please approve this. My friend (Sir Orbit) is actually a really nice guy.)
Person 1: Bro Sir Orbit Crunch is so funny!
Person 2: Not to mention he's super nice!
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Person 2: Not to mention he's super nice!
Sir Orbit Crunch: Just an awesome person
by Sebsomeone. February 28, 2022
Get the Sir Orbit Crunch mug.A Geometry Dash megacollab hosted by creator MindCap, with its main gimmick being that every input is an orb input. The end of the level features a very unforgiving teleport orb timing that determines whether or not you die during the long "ballpit" section that follows it. As of 1/17/2026, the top player Zoink is attempting to verify it, having achieved an exceptional fluke of 72%, with a previous highest of 43%.
Person 1: I love Orbit; it's such a characteristically MindCap level. What is there not to love about it?
Person 2: Well, I hate Orbit. By the way, I was dropped as a child quite often, and my mother got frequently intoxicated from the habitual consumption of various exceptionally teratogenic Schedule 1 narcotics while I was in the womb
Person 2: Well, I hate Orbit. By the way, I was dropped as a child quite often, and my mother got frequently intoxicated from the habitual consumption of various exceptionally teratogenic Schedule 1 narcotics while I was in the womb
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Get the Orbit mug.The interconnected web of satellites, space stations, and orbital infrastructure that form the backbone of off-world communication, navigation, observation, and logistics. Think of it as the internet, GPS, and air traffic control combined, but stretched across the sphere of space around Earth (and eventually other planets). These networks enable real-time global connectivity, constant Earth monitoring, and the coordination of all space traffic, forming the essential nervous system for a spacefaring civilization.
Orbital Networks Example: SpaceX's Starlink constellation is a nascent Orbital Network for broadband internet. A future advanced network might include navigation sats around Mars (MarGPS), fuel depots in Lagrange points, relay satellites for the Moon's far side, and a chain of monitoring stations tracking space debris—all talking to each other to keep the celestial economy running.
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Get the Orbital Networks mug.The use of autonomous robots, AI, and self-replicating systems to perform industrial tasks in space without continuous human oversight. This is the extension of the factory floor to zero gravity, where robotic arms assemble satellites, AI-driven drones inspect and repair infrastructure, and automated tugboats manage orbital debris. The goal is to create a self-sustaining, scalable industrial presence in Earth orbit and beyond, turning the vacuum of space into a productive workshop run by machines that build, maintain, and even replicate themselves. It's the prerequisite for a post-scarcity space economy.
Orbital Automation *Example: A fully Orbital Automated factory could involve asteroid-mining drones feeding raw materials to 3D printers that manufacture solar power satellites, which are then positioned by autonomous space tugs—all coordinated by an AI overseer, with humans only on Earth monitoring the profit margins.*
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