pigeon nest

A sexual act involving rubbing your faecal matter on to a bald mans head, and then slamming raw eggs on top, thus creating a nest. You could also then proceed to slap the head with raw pigeon breast.

'Whats cracking brah?!'

'Nothing much, just gave Richard a pigeon nest though!'

'Dude, that's disgusting!'

by PigeonNest6969 February 11, 2014

Tramp nest

A word to describe someone’s dwelling as a complete shit hole. Dirty dossers, homeless and more..

Oh my god you been in her tramp nest?

by Lee1990 May 12, 2020

Nested Turtle

1. When the head of the pecker protrudes into the shaft creating a image like a turtles head hiding in its shell.

“As the winter began in pecker town, all the men started to feel a strange sensation. Owen asked why his weiner appeared to look like a turtle hiding in his shell. Vagman, (the man with the 12 inch shlong) Shouted, Hahahaha you have a nice nested turtle going.”

by CammyAlva June 24, 2018

nest of spicery

female sexual organs, vagina and womb, an allusive rather than a vulgar reference like "pussy" or "snatch".

references the mythological phoenix which was born and died in flames in the nest of spicery every 500 years.

But in your daughter's womb, I bury them,

Where, in that nest of spicery, they shall breed.

by icesurfer June 8, 2012

Love Nest

A beautiful home for your twig and berries.

Person 1: "Get your face out of my Love Nest!"

Person 2: "Okay. Get your Love Nest out of my face!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 9, 2023

mud nesting

Placing of one's testicle(s) into another's anal orifice.

My asshole is feeling rather barren at the moment; could you perhaps indulge me with a quick mud nesting, good Sir?

by thermyte July 29, 2017

genital nest

A huge bush of Pubic hair

Did you use my big scissors to cut your genital nest ? That’s disgusting !

by Tony cash November 27, 2021