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Malcolm

Super cute, kind, athletic, smart guy. Hes low key the clown of the class but is super smart and everyone loves him. Hes been asked out multiple times but turns down everyone because hes just like that. Everyone loves him anyway because hes nice. He starts all the trends in the school but isnt fake or cocky. Genuinely good guy, and he is uber sexy ;)
who does that guy think he is? He's not Malcolm or anything
by baggiesmaaggie January 22, 2021
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Malcolm

A stupid guy whos got an obsession of girls, loves to suck. Idiot, stupid, non attractive, diablocial. has a Xenotransplantation.
And stupid and he loves Riko.
Malcolm, a weird kid
by TxRank August 15, 2022
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Malcolm X Tea

A mixture of an obscene amount of nutmeg in water or another beverage, used by Malcolm X to get high while in prison. Effects include hallucinations, paranoia, intense nausea, and a sense of impending doom. May last several hours to days.
Woodhouse: "ANTS! All over my body!"
Ray Gillette: *slap* "So shut up and help me find the nutmeg and I'll make you some Malcolm X tea!"

(From the 2009 TV series, "Archer")
by abelgotha April 26, 2024
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Malcolm

Malcolm is a skank. Malcolm’s are little bitch ass slags who are the gum stuck to the bottom of your shoe. Fuck you, you stupid little slut.

You are a bitch and a hate you
Keep it in your pants you selfish bigot
Person 1: “that guy is ugly AND a whore”
Person 2: “what a total Malcolm
by Malcolmsareslags October 26, 2022
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Sexy Malcolm

Malcolm is sexy. Sexy is Malcolm. He is very sexy so he pulls all of the huzz.
Man that Sexy Malcolm is looking fine today.
by Sexy Malcolm December 17, 2024
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Dirty Malcolm

a sigma, skibidi, guy who has a drake snake
Woah! That guy's a real Dirty Malcolm
by mlcky' May 2, 2024
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Malcolm

Mostly chill, won't give af except of some things
He's an OK guy very random
Malcolm, yes
by Honestly bro yea August 13, 2021
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