John is a libertarian. He has a ponytail, likes marijuana, and doesn't hate gay people, but otherwise, he is indistinguishable from a Republican.
by q359 October 23, 2022
They piss off the left and right at the same time by shooting machine guns duct taped to their bong. Questions all sense of authority, would say something along the lines of this "You ever notice how there is a big glowing orb in the sky but you aren't allowed to look at it or else your eyes burn and you go blind, MOTHER FUCKING BIG GOVERNMENT."
"So why the fuck did that guy smoke a gram then drive his gas guzzler while flying a don't tread on me flag and a half trump half Hillary flag with and X through it and a pride flag and a BLM flag while saying something about Ben Franklin?"
"He's a libertarian."
"Makes complete sense."
"He's a libertarian."
"Makes complete sense."
by Matt123098 May 12, 2022
A person who feels that they should have the freedom to be a racist, misogynist homophobes without the hassle of being criticised. Obviously because despite being critical of others they are also a poor sensitive snowflake.
by Firescientist January 14, 2020
A Libertarian vote that is "worthless and wasted" all while simultaneously being the singlehanded cause for your losing candidate's shortcomings
I've grown used to being Schrödinger's Libertarian every election cycle from both the left and right
by MattAlx November 08, 2020
by HangryMasterb8r October 09, 2020
by HangryMasterb8r October 09, 2020
The political "philosophy" of someone that is too creepy for the Democratic Party while but being simultaneously insignificant and yet too egotistical for the Libertarian Party, which is actually a really difficult thing to do. See also: lolbert
This group is for people interested in forming a new political party based on the ideological principles of Batesian Libertarianism.
by мастер Бейтс July 01, 2021