coupling season

October-December. The summer fling is over, maybe one last drunken Halloween hookup before it's time to cozy up next to someone else for the winter time, to avoid having to find someone at a bar in the snowy/muddy/rainy weather or having to be once again alone over the holidays just to face your family asking you for the millionth time why you are still single, if you will ever find someone and settle down.

"I don't want to go out, it's raining and cold and I'd much rather stay inside and watch a movie, but I don't want to be alone.." "It's your own damn fault that you didn't put in the effort during coupling season!"

by midwestern_life June 6, 2018

Craigslist Couple

Definition 1 : The most embarrassing thing that could ever happen to 2 human beings at one time

Definition 2 : A couple that do not go well together

Greg : So how did you guys meet?
Craigslist couple : On craigslist
Greg : ......

Greg : Dude did you see Samantha and Thomas, they were sharing a bagel bite
Bill : Yea, they are such a Craigslist couple

by ThatThreeGuy May 1, 2015

Balcony Couple

The balcony couple is the one (if out of multiple) couple(s) that are always by the balcony. They’re the balcony kids everyone knows and is fucking annoyed by, because they are the cringiest and most annoying couple in the school. They are also super controlling of eachother and are so clingy that you’d rather jump off the balcony than date one them. And they are always making out and grabbing each others genitals. They also create so much drama because they have to let everyone know that they’re dating and will attack anyone who comes near the others “husband” or “wife”. Because of all of this drama when they finally break up they have no friends left, so tragic. Because they have no friends they sit up by the balcony with of the other sluts that eat there for lunch. Basically they are the biggest sluts out of the biggest group of sluts in school.
P.S Go to the balcony during lunch at your own risk because they might be, actually probably, no DEFINITELY will be fucking.

“Wanna go to the balcony for lunch?”
“Fuck no I’m not tryna get AIDS from the balcony couple.”
“Yeah besides I’m not tryna get attacked cuz I walked past (blanks) quote on quote husband.”
“Oh wait nvm we can go up”
“Why?”
“They just broke up. Btw you own me $20”

by DepressionIsRealGuys69 September 27, 2018

couple time

Time when couples relax and snuggle. Only pecks no heavy kissing.

“Lets have couple time.”

by Camilrf May 19, 2018

Couples City

When you go out to meet up with a group of friends at a bar, club, lounge, restaurant, or really any social situation, and suddenly find yourself the only single person in the group. So it's just you and a group of 2-5 couples. Fun.

Oh I was going to go meet up with Megan and Scott and all them but I think that crowd will be Couples City. So I'll probably just stop and say hi and bounce for somewhere else.

by ted234435 August 6, 2011

Ten Couple

When you have a couple where one person is a little bit on the chunkier side and the other is built like a stringbean therefore, when put together, they’d make the number 10.

Why did Claire go for John ? Did she really want to be in a Ten Couple with him

by DJ CEL May 27, 2018

wtf couple

A "wtf couple" is a couple that causes others to exclaim "what the fuck!" Generally these couples include one attractive partner and one less attractive. Occassionally wtf couples are based on financial gain for the more attractive partner. Sometimes the more attractive partner is also financially stable themselves. This is simply a case of being gross. More information can be found at www.wtfcouples.com

Woody Allen and Soon Yi, Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas, Celine Dion and her husband, Marilyn Manson and Evan Rachel Wood. These are all examples of wtf couples.

by wtfcouple March 20, 2010