by Fire hydrant March 09, 2014
Janice : “I have a home inquiry for you, Daniel. Will you go to homecoming with me?”
Daniel: “i would, but I’m already going with Becky Q”
Janice: “Darny darn :( I guess I’ll just stay home and watch Anderson Cooper”
Daniel: “i would, but I’m already going with Becky Q”
Janice: “Darny darn :( I guess I’ll just stay home and watch Anderson Cooper”
by Blanderson Blooper September 30, 2018
Person 1: "Hey Google, I feel sick."
Google Home: According to Mayo Clinic, Malaise can have causes that aren't due to underlying disease. Examples include eating too much, drinking too much, inadequate sleep, feeling sad, missing normal exercise routine, or caffeine withdrawal."
Google Employee at Google Headquarters: "You hear that? Advertise medicine to them now!"
Google Home: According to Mayo Clinic, Malaise can have causes that aren't due to underlying disease. Examples include eating too much, drinking too much, inadequate sleep, feeling sad, missing normal exercise routine, or caffeine withdrawal."
Google Employee at Google Headquarters: "You hear that? Advertise medicine to them now!"
by HokoraYinphineMPP August 23, 2019
For people who don't belong to an organized religion or just need an excuse to be lounging on Sunday morning. Particularly useful to newcomers in the Bible Belt. Similar to Home Schooled.
Friend: So what church do you belong to?
You: I'm home churched.
Friend: Would you like to go to church with me this weekend?
You: No thanks dude, I'm home churched.
You: I'm home churched.
Friend: Would you like to go to church with me this weekend?
You: No thanks dude, I'm home churched.
by sfoxe May 24, 2009
by Davendine July 06, 2017
I should stay home this weekend, in Durham 264 miles from my actual house. Travel to Durham, save lives.
by thebeatles May 23, 2020
by baby carl/ manilla cappin killah January 04, 2008