franklin regional

franklin regional has the shittiest teachers. franklin regional often times makes you want to die. franklin regional is made for rich kids.
“hey.. you’re depressed right?”
“yeah. i go to franklin regional”
by thehorsesnamewasfriday May 08, 2022
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Ben Franklin

THE BEN FRANKLIN is actually one of the oldest sex acts in the United States. In fact, it was invented by Ben Franklin 10 minutes after his famous "kite" experiment. He used it on 96 of the 100 women he impregnated. He then improved his dexterity at it by repetition and by inventing bi-focal lenses. To preform it, wait until your girlfriend is on the rag. While she is giving you a blowjob, tie a skeleton key on the string of her tampon and rub an inflated balloon on her head. The gay version was created by James Buchanan, our only verifiably gay president. While you are receiving a blow job, you tie a skeleton key on a string, stick the key up your partner's ass, and rub an inflated balloon on his head.
Straight: Reginald, my pussy still hurts from the bugs being zapped by that "Ben Franklin" you gave me last month. I could have used that tampon as makeup for a Minstrel Show. Gay: Jebediah, when you turned a string of my shit into a glowstick by zapping me with that "Ben Franklin," I never laughed so hard in my life. Little did I know you would pull the old switch-a-roo and give me the oldest one in the book.
by Toby Doughbawaski February 25, 2008
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franklin drumline

The BEST (middle school) drumline in NOR CAL. it originated in the early 90's and they are known to be fuckin tight! they are drummin tight today too, another name for them is franklin drumcorps (FDC). of course they are from franklin in VALLEJO and they will never stop...
" ooh shit there comes franklin drumline, yah niggaz better watch out cuz franklin is fuckin bananas!"

FDC what time is it!?
it's time ta get LOUD it's time ta represent!
by VaLLeJo THiZzin' May 05, 2005
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Franklin College

The worst and easiest college to attend. Seriously, why do people go here?
That's cool, I just graduated from franklin college and you can use my degree to wipe.
by HC>FC February 18, 2011
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Ben Franklin

1) To remove your penis from a partners vagina as you are about to sexplode, and then insert it into her tooter and kindly blow your load there.

2) Tie yo bitch to a kite wif a key on it and send her out into an electrical storm fo' whateva reason you gots.
1)Dude, I totally Ben Franklin'd my girlfriend last night. Don't have to worry about pregnancy now!

2)Yo, mah bitch pissed me off after some violent sex, so I Ben Franklin'd her ass. She dead. Don't have to worry about pregnancy now!
by biliardpenis9 August 01, 2008
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joff franklin

a ginger guy who shags girls bearback in did lorry.
by bearback boyyyy January 20, 2018
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Addisen Franklin

She has a phat ass and fucked dustin teehee but everyguys dreamgirl!!
Guy 1: God have you seen Addisen Franklin today she do be looking good aye

Guy 2: Yea I'd get with her but too slack aye
Addisen Franklin: lol baby you wish you could get with me I only fuck dustin
by teeheehiyahoe November 16, 2020
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