If you want to make a good impression, don't grin at them. Try to give them a flooding smile instead.
by Lasveta September 8, 2017
Get the flooding smilemug. (For men) When you sit down to take a shit when you're cold - when your flaccid penis has shrunk to where it no longer hangs down like normal - and the defecation triggers urination which is released in a horizontal, outward stream that goes all over your floor.
Man, I just cleaned my bathroom, and then I had to go take a shit after my heat went out. I should have waited to drink that kombucha, because I had a shrink flood...
by HounmanBT November 7, 2019
Get the Shrink floodmug. flood of emails you receive on your mailbox at midnight as your friend does his black friday shopping using your prime account
Bro1 : Hey bro, what's up with the online shopping frenzy? I am getting a lot of emails! At midnight!
Bro2: Yeah, sorry for the amazon flood man, should last till new year starting from black friday, cheers! Can you forward me the mail from amazon with a refund invoice?
Bro2: Yeah, sorry for the amazon flood man, should last till new year starting from black friday, cheers! Can you forward me the mail from amazon with a refund invoice?
by liuquil November 15, 2021
Get the amazon floodmug. A mildly crass way to describe actions either on purpose or by accident causing a denial of service or inconvenience to others by putting out a large useless volume of something.
Some corporate asshat caused a ton of support calls due to his badly coded app crap flooding the network with traffic.
by winston smith the III March 20, 2017
Get the crap floodingmug. by Babymicey23316 February 7, 2022
Get the Flood the bitchmug. by uwu legend September 21, 2019
Get the flooding tubmug. During floods its the animal that boats up to your house acting like thaey are going to rescue you but instead they end up robbing you.
by Snakepliskken August 30, 2017
Get the Flood Piratemug.