the great flood

When you don't masturbate for a few weeks and you blow your load
God: I'm going to unleash the great flood
by DiehlWithIt March 11, 2015
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flood the nile

A very wet female that is squirting
Baby I'm going to make you flood the Nile tonight!
by Sonny bertram February 25, 2019
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noob flood

A period of heightened activity in an online multiplayer game when new players arrive in droves.

During this period, veterans help acclimate the newcomers (by fragging them over and over), while the game hosts deal with the increased server demand (and the coincidental flood of vets complaining about flood-induced lag and outages).

Typically caused by said players acquiring the game for Christmas—often months or years after the game was first released—but also on the rare occasions that a paid game becomes free to play.
Noob flood = easy mode achievements

FFS LEARN TO HEAL MORON!! i'm sick of this noob flood
by unce unce June 25, 2011
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Ducking Floods

To constantly wear pants that are highwaters. Meaning too short for the wearer.
Holy shit, did you see Bernard's pants? That mother fucker is always ducking floods!!!
by xlxDEBOxlx January 14, 2014
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Flood Pirate

During floods its the animal that boats up to your house acting like thaey are going to rescue you but instead they end up robbing you.
The victims of Hurricane Harvey were constantly being robbed and looted by flood pirates.
by Snakepliskken August 30, 2017
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amazon flood

flood of emails you receive on your mailbox at midnight as your friend does his black friday shopping using your prime account
Bro1 : Hey bro, what's up with the online shopping frenzy? I am getting a lot of emails! At midnight!
Bro2: Yeah, sorry for the amazon flood man, should last till new year starting from black friday, cheers! Can you forward me the mail from amazon with a refund invoice?
by liuquil November 15, 2021
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crap flooding

A mildly crass way to describe actions either on purpose or by accident causing a denial of service or inconvenience to others by putting out a large useless volume of something.
Some corporate asshat caused a ton of support calls due to his badly coded app crap flooding the network with traffic.
by winston smith the III March 20, 2017
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