to Craig (verb): when you laugh at something so hard and unexpectedly that your nose explodes with snot.
John: *tells a joke*
Robert: *snorts and sprays snot everywhere*
John: Dude, you totally just Craiged it!
Robert: *snorts and sprays snot everywhere*
John: Dude, you totally just Craiged it!
by squeefa November 05, 2014
by Walter22 June 08, 2011
An undercover gay dude that pretends he’s not homosexual so he can trail around behind his straight friends and wait until the heterosexual friend is in a vulnerable state so he can convince him to allow him to suck his dick.
You better watch out man, everybody keeps telling you you’re friend is a Craig Banry... You’re gonna be drunk and he’s gonna convince you to him suck Your dick and you’re gonna have to live with that...
by JJTheDude June 14, 2019
Craig Tucker is one of the side main characters from the popular TV show South Park, he wears a dark blue coat and hat with a yellow poof ball on top. He has one of the deepest voices of the kids. It was shown that he has black hair and yellow eyes in the ultimate power of Super Craig and Wonder Tweek in the fractured but whole. It is shown that he hangs around with Clyde Donovan Jimmy Valmer Token Black Tweek Tweak and has been seen hanging out with Jason white in the episode South Park is gay. Craig is in a gay relationship with a boy called Tweek Tweak which only happened because some Asian girls drew yaoi of them in the episode Tweek x Craig and have been seen holding hands, Craig even calls Tweek pet names such as ‘honey’ and ‘babe’. Craig has a pet guinea pig called Stripe which apparently him and Tweek bought together, Craig is protective about Stripe as in one of the older episodes Tweek vs Craig they were seen fighting because Stan and his gang told Craig that Tweek said bad things about Stripe. Craig is seen as a bad behaved boy as he always seems to get detentions, this may be because he always flips people off, even the teachers. It is shown that he doesn’t really like Stan Kenny and Cartman, this may be because one time they stole his birthday money and became a Peruvian flute band. Some of his personas include, Feldspar the thief from the stick of truth and Super Craig from The Fractured But Whole
Craig Tucker: *flips off Mr.Mackey*
Mr.Mackey: Did you just flip me off??
Craig: No
Craig: If I could say ‘shitballs’ to the school principal, I would be soooo happy
Mr.Mackey: Did you just flip me off??
Craig: No
Craig: If I could say ‘shitballs’ to the school principal, I would be soooo happy
by Creek fan April 06, 2018
Wow Craig has a micropenis.
by BigBoobyCali October 01, 2019
One Of The Biggest Retards In The World, He Normally Is Used to describe someone, Craig Alexander Was Born A Retard With one of the smallest dicks in the world and it weighs at a whopping 1.2 grams
by SlenderManIsCraig September 28, 2014
Bob: Did you hear what Larry Craig told the cops when he was accused of trying to solicit bathroom sex with an undercover officer in the adjacent stall?
Tom: No I didn't, what did he say?
Bob: He said he just has a "wide stance"
Tom: That's bullshit.
Tom: No I didn't, what did he say?
Bob: He said he just has a "wide stance"
Tom: That's bullshit.
by CJE October 05, 2007