Dunfermline Athletic F.C are a nasty little club in the shitehole known as fife.
In this little town there's a nasty little football park called east end park where the groundsman can't even defrost the pitch on a saturday morning. this horrifying little place is home to a group of creatures known as Fifers, these weird little gremlins hide in burrows known as schemes usually equipped with a bottle of buckfast or tracksuit. if you see these creatures in any other part of the world you must notify authorities immediately.
In this little town there's a nasty little football park called east end park where the groundsman can't even defrost the pitch on a saturday morning. this horrifying little place is home to a group of creatures known as Fifers, these weird little gremlins hide in burrows known as schemes usually equipped with a bottle of buckfast or tracksuit. if you see these creatures in any other part of the world you must notify authorities immediately.
by Cillmaster March 22, 2023
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An individual who has a constant urge to send it.
When someone stands out in any way wether or not athleticism is required.
Rapid finesser
A great way to stroke the ego
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An individual who has a constant urge to send it.
When someone stands out in any way wether or not athleticism is required.
Rapid finesser
A great way to stroke the ego
Shapeshifter
Bobby is an athlete for talking to all the girls.
Top sales this month, what an Athlete!
How did you get to become such an athlete?
Top sales this month, what an Athlete!
How did you get to become such an athlete?
by Splash King May 12, 2022
Get the Athlete mug.Anything involved with lifting very light weight and doing a bunch of running and cardio. An individual who does an athletic workout is someone who used to do bodybuilding but found it quite difficult to lift heavy consistently, thus choosing the easy way out of intense lifting sessions.
Darbs: Yo JJ are we lifting heavy today?
JJ: Nah bro I'm going to be doing an athletic workout, good luck tho!
JJ: Nah bro I'm going to be doing an athletic workout, good luck tho!
by aluminum ballsack July 9, 2023
Get the Athletic Workout mug.A "hybrid athlete" is typically defined as an athlete that participates in multiple sports OR an athlete that is simultaneously good at both
STRENGTH and ENDURANCE activity.
STRENGTH and ENDURANCE activity.
by Cheeessseer April 29, 2024
Get the hybrid athlete mug.Person 1: Damn you see that baseball boy pitching w/ the fatass?
Person 2: Yeah he kinda has a lil belly but he ain’t fat
Person 1: Duh he’s got the athletic-dad-bod
Person 2: Yeah he kinda has a lil belly but he ain’t fat
Person 1: Duh he’s got the athletic-dad-bod
by Wasian123 April 13, 2024
Get the Athletic-dad-bod mug.Guy: Yo that play was awesome
Friend: I know Josh Allen is so good
Guy: Yeah he’s a sneaky athletic player
Commentator on TV: And Josh Allen, who is sneaky athletic, just ran a Packer over!
Random Bears fan: Fuck Green Bay
Friend: I know Josh Allen is so good
Guy: Yeah he’s a sneaky athletic player
Commentator on TV: And Josh Allen, who is sneaky athletic, just ran a Packer over!
Random Bears fan: Fuck Green Bay
by Hugh J4nu$ October 4, 2023
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“As Carters skills dimenished the team cheered at any minor accomplishment; Carter was a joke-athlete.”
by Carmichael8287 May 25, 2025
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