notes app apology

when an influential person uses a poorly written rambling monologue that looks like it was written in the notes app on an IPhone
oh *band #1* had such a notes app apology
by one_rusty_boi April 21, 2021
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kiss my app

An increasingly common exclamation because everybody everywhere is being asked to download some business’s stupid and unnecessary app.
Hey there little buddy, why don’t you kiss my app?
by Dr Bunnygirl August 26, 2023
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App shit crazy

The inordinately unhealthy addiction of app browsing and purchasing by apple addicts.
John: Where's Bob?

Nick: He's been locked in his room ever since the I-pad came out. He's been browsing through the app store like a crack addict.

John: damn, he's really gone app shit crazy
by Oruhito June 22, 2010
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gay dating app

The name is pretty self-explanatory. Anyways, what the fuck are you doing searching up "gay dating app"? Are you like 10 or something, you shouldn't even be here kid
Guy 1: have you heard of that new gay hookup app called "Grindr"?
Guy 2: yeah, but I prefer to use "hornet"
Guy 1: what is that?
Guy 2: it's a gay dating app, just like grindr
by Watermelonnigguh January 22, 2017
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App Store Addict

Someone who spends a lot of their time on the Apple Store buying apps, usually free, but never really plays them because they're on the Apple Store so much.
Mike decided to buy an app for his iPhone, so he went to the App Store. He immediately became hooked on buying free apps, so he is now an App Store Addict.
by kellblazer July 28, 2012
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fuck you in the app

An expression of derisive anger and frustration when a business coercively informs you that you really should get their app in order to do business with them.
Sir, I am not at all interested in amassing endless apps on my phone, now or in the future, so fuck you in the app!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 02, 2023
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college app-a-holic

One who is addicted to sending out college applications and anything related to applying for college.
dude 1: dude, why do you get so much college junk mail?
dude 2: i'm a college app-a-holic.
dude 1: dude. that's really lame.
by sirnaqvi February 11, 2009
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