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top of the morning

After sleeping with a girl. the next morning grab a Top Hat and yell TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA and ram your erect penis threw the top hat poking her in the eye
Dam judy got a nice morning wake up
:really wat you do?
put my cock threw a top hat smashed her in the eye top of the morning
by k1th February 11, 2010
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Top of the Hill

This is the day which immediately precedes a person's 40th birthday. This is the height of a person's life experience as they will be over the hill the next day when they turn 40 years old.

It is typically celebrated with songs celebrating hills and tops and is one last burst of color before the traditional all black attire for the over the hill observance.

A person's Top of the Hill day supersedes any other person's actual birthday in order of importance and should be the larger of the two celebrations as this day happens only once in a lifetime.
Sarah: "I hear you're going to be over the hill tomorrow!"
Katie: "Yes, but today I'm at the top of the hill!"

Ralph: "Happy top of the hill day! Enjoy it, it's all downhill starting tomorrow when you turn 40!"

Monique: "Did you hear today is Chris's Top of the Hill day!? there's a HUGE Party in the breakroom!"
Erin: "ya.. .but today is my actual birthday"
Monique: "Don't be selfish! You know Top of the Hill days are more important than regular old birthdays!"
Erin: "oh."
by That Slattery Girl October 20, 2018
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Top of the stairs

The "top of the stairs" is a sexual act in which a female (or male, depending on preference) performs fellatio on a man, poised at the top of a flight of stairs. During or directly following the act, the man proceeds to forcefully push his partner down the flight of stairs.
Dave: Hey man,Janie came over this weekend, and I gave her the 'ol top of the stairs!
Taylor: Dude that's fuckin' awesome!!!
by Elliot Boult-Norman December 9, 2008
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Top of the food chain

A hot girl or guy, really hot to hot. nothing compares. beautiful, gorgeous, smoking and so on.
Jeanna is top of the food chain! Damn she hot!
by snippet August 12, 2009
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Top of the Muffin

Slang for fuck, used to mask the true meaning of the insult. Any small words (to) should be ignored.
by Terra February 5, 2005
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Cake On Top Of The Candle

When a chick (normally with a fat-ass) sits right on the top of a guy's full blown boner. *It hurts like hell*
Guy 1: Damn bro, you good? Why are you holding your dick like that?
Guy 2: I just came from inside the party. There was this BAAAD BITCH with a huge butt...
Guy 1: Ayyyye! My boy got some ass!
Guy 2: Well it was good and all at first when she was grinding on me. Out of nowhere I looked down and I had a full-f*cking-chub!
Guy 1: And you f*cked her?! Congrats bro, didn't you had it in you.
Guy 2: Not exactly, I took a seat and didn't realize my little man was standing tall. All of a sudden her ginormous ass crushed my dick and bent it. SHE BENT MY F*CKING BONER!!!
Guy 1: Ouch...Cake On Top Of The Candle?
Guy 2: Exactly...*Falls over passed out*
by Mr. Anonymous435 January 26, 2015
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top of the range whore

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by TGurl Master July 14, 2017
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