She was a great wing-stalker and always advised me of when he had turned up at the local pub so that I could make myself glamorous and accidentally bump into him.
by FayeBombay April 06, 2017
One who obsessively checks the price of recent stock purchases, to the point of losing contact with friends and family.
Dude 1: Sorry I haven't responded to your texts. Due to gas price volatility, I just put $14k into battery stocks.
Dude 2: No problem. I was a psychology major and I recognize Stock Stalker behavior. You might want to seek professional help.
Dude 2: No problem. I was a psychology major and I recognize Stock Stalker behavior. You might want to seek professional help.
by punchodex February 26, 2012
Adj. A word used to describe a gentleman obsessed with chatting to lesbians in the hope that he might one day make them love him
J: I was buying some watermelons the other day when I happened upon that rug stalker bernard, and guess what?
Q: He was chatting to a lesbian?
J: Exactly!
Q: He was chatting to a lesbian?
J: Exactly!
by Jezmondo November 07, 2007
1. A weido / extremely uncool person who consistantly likes and comments on all or majority of your facebook photos or posts when you clearly don't want them to.
Hot Chick:
O.M.G! Today I went to the mall with my BBF, and we bought supppppperrrr cute matching shirts! Be jealous!
xXhardcoremathnerdxX likes this
xXhardcoremathnerdxX:
bring me with you next time ladiess.<33 XOXOXOX
Hot Chick: ugh omg he's such a noob stalker, gtfo!
O.M.G! Today I went to the mall with my BBF, and we bought supppppperrrr cute matching shirts! Be jealous!
xXhardcoremathnerdxX likes this
xXhardcoremathnerdxX:
bring me with you next time ladiess.<33 XOXOXOX
Hot Chick: ugh omg he's such a noob stalker, gtfo!
by lolwtfjulia May 26, 2011
The same as a stalker, only they make it more obvious and just follow you around. Comparable to a Siamese twin, but not physically connected.
by Flabs June 22, 2012
Guy: What're you doing?
Nerd: Checking my grades.
Guy: That's like the 10th time today, you're such a grade stalker.
Nerd: Checking my grades.
Guy: That's like the 10th time today, you're such a grade stalker.
by FirstTimeUsingThis October 04, 2011
Someone who constantly Googles her/himself and/or has web alerts set to let them know every time their name is mentioned online, to save them the multiple daily Googles of themselves.
Vladimir spent the last 4 hours Googling himself again, even though there's nothing new--what a self-stalker!
by stalkerette April 04, 2009