Shaving the Pineapple

The act of masterbating ferociously

Last night my mom caught me shaving the pineapple.

Today has been quite the day, I'm going home to shave the pineapple til I pass out.

by Dannyboii January 27, 2013

singing into the pink karaoke machine

Giving head, a blowjob

That was the great thing about Janet, she loved singing into the pink karaoke machine

by Nabomb July 31, 2007

Hot link in the pink

To drop a fresh, steaming turd on a female's vagina and make it look like a hot link sausage resting in a hot dog bun.

Makenzie: Like OMG, last night I told Todd I was horny and my pussy was hungry, so then he dropped a hot link in the pink!

Skylar: Tooootally yuck! But, my slut mom told me shes loves those.

by Cheeto S. October 18, 2010

Smoking the Pinky

Following the performance of The Shocker.

When you insert your index and middle fingers in the woman's vagina and pinky in her anus. After giving her a few good minutes of double duty finger banging, pull your fingers out and give your index and middle finger a quick sniff and pinky a good sucking, all in one smooth motion.(a.k.a. Smoking the Pinky.)

I layed that ass out and skated it, all while smoking the pinky and plowing the mound.

by Denis Baldwin December 19, 2003

polishing the pinky

its when a man with a small penis gets a sloppy blow job

kelsi was polishing maxs pinky then he cummed.
Aleata wanted to polish kyles pinky but kyle was scared of his small penis> polishing the pinky

by carlos spicey wiener and mcc July 9, 2011

1 in the stink 2 in the pink

We’re you finger a girls asshole and her but hole

Jerry did 1 in the stink 2 in the pink

by Poontang smell December 5, 2017

hide the pinkie

finger up the butt.

i went to the doctor's and he played hide the pinkie.

My girl friend played hide the pinkie and i blew my cork.

by pappapittmudman February 3, 2004